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Award-winning video game wordslinger | not-so-award-winning author | Oxford comma enthusiast | baseball nut | son of Detroit | DMs [regrettably] Open

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This sounds pretty dope, I must admit.

09.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 2086 πŸ” 764 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 11

Not to tap my own sign but...

09.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At my last GDC, the Yerba Buena Gardens were my reprieve from the rest of the conference. I could sit on a shaded bench, close my eyes, and just dissociate for a bit until my social battery was out of the red.

Taking that away and replacing it with gates and a live band... yeah, that's a no for me.

09.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I expected the Festival of Gaming to be a bit of a mess but even I must admit: my gasts are a little flabbered at how GDC managed to fuck up Yerba Buena.

09.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
JC has pink and purple hair and is wearing sunglasses, a black sleeveless hoodie, and a silver necklace with a pizza charm on it. She is in front of a bunch of flowers that look like they are exploding out of her head. The sky is blue behind her.

JC has pink and purple hair and is wearing sunglasses, a black sleeveless hoodie, and a silver necklace with a pizza charm on it. She is in front of a bunch of flowers that look like they are exploding out of her head. The sky is blue behind her.

This is #WhatAGameDevLooksLike! I’m JC, I’ve been a gamedev for 10+ years in AAA/indie, and I am currently lead producer and (NEWLY MINTED) COO at my studio, @twirlbound.com! I love making cool stuff with cool people, developing sustainable career paths, and of course yelling (lovingly) about Jira ✨

09.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 16

this is:
- on purpose
- by design
- budget aware
- executive bonus adjacent

and they're all betting us not organizing to stop it

09.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

PSA: a lot of people asked for an ebook edition β€” and we’ve been able to put one together! And with hyperlinks, of course.

09.03.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

Every morning I look at my phone and see a new horror which serves to remind me that my country has been hijacked by a monotheistic death cult which worships at the altar of a sundowning incontinent pedophile.

So spare me your "Happy Monday!" please and thank you.

09.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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bart simpson from the simpsons is smiling and sending you good vibes ALT: bart simpson from the simpsons is smiling and sending you good vibes
09.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Revenge.

Or one of those burritos from El Castillito.

07.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this πŸ˜‰

06.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 4385 πŸ” 1049 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 41

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 30298 πŸ” 7518 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 238
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Our tiny little website currently has the 4th-placed story on r/all, which is doing all kinds of weird and beautiful things to our monthly traffic (which doesn't normally operate at anywhere near that scale)

Amazing work from @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social, as always!

aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...

06.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1018 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2
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Exclusive: Trump on rising gas prices during Iran operation: 'If they rise, they rise' President Donald Trump said on Thursday he was not concerned about rising U.S. gas prices driven by the widening Iran conflict, telling Reuters ​in an exclusive interview that the U.S. military operat...

Anyone with two eyes and three firing brain cells have been screaming for the past decade that Donald Trump doesn't care about you but there's still a small, morose satisfaction to seeing the shitgibbon finally drop any pretense of caring about anything outside of his immediate financial orbit.

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why, in 2026, am I nearly overcome with a desire to purchase a Wii U?

06.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only group of attorneys who scare me more than Nintendo's are Disney's, honestly.

Go get 'em.

06.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, duh.

The overwhelming majority of designers hate it on both a moral and practical level. The studios who’ve proclaimed that they’re pro-AI are finding it hard to convince staff to use these slop-tools AND the product they spit out takes more time to fix than if you’d just made it yourself.

06.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh, it sounds like I’ve missed some early Friday Discourseβ„’.

06.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder that Mike Johnson is one of those evangelical psychopaths who believe it is America’s purpose to bring about Armageddon.

06.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure

05.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 2828 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 15

Mullin might actually be worse than Noem, and that's saying a LOT.

05.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you left Twitter, you can leave Substack.

If you left TikTok, you can leave Substack.

Alternatives exist. Some of them may take a little work, but tell me it just isn’t worth it to you to do so and that’s gonna be a real short conversation.

04.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. β™₯️

05.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 9677 πŸ” 1757 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 17

I have been clinically dead twice and legally dead once, and the instance of being legally dead was not tied to either instance of being clinically dead.

Clearly, I got better.

05.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17411 πŸ” 5764 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 102

I know that the capital Gs are going to crack their jokes until the heat death of the universe (they still reference IGN’s β€œtoo much water” thing TWELVE YEARS LATER, FFS) but I’m over Content Creatorsℒ️ twisting themselves into knots to find ways to take yet another Concord jab in every damn video.

05.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Judge Orders Government to Begin Refunding More Than $130 Billion in Tariffs Over 2,000 lawsuits have been filed by companies in the court seeking to recoup their money after the Supreme Court invalidated tariffs last month.

This may be the closest I ever come to having the government pay ME for Gunpla.

05.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder that Bluesky was originally made for people like Why here. Bluesky was built to be Jack Dorsey's unregulated cryptobro genAI LLM paradise, and every time I see some grifting dipshit boast about having LLMs do their job, I'm reminded that this place will inevitably succumb to these twerps.

04.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a VERY IMPORTANT clarification (the things I would do for Bluesky to give us an edit button...):

04.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0