The FuMP aka The Funny Music Project (@thefump)

The FuMP - Google Wanted Cars Like The Cars In 'Cars' by Power Salad This is a long-lost Power Salad recording, Craig's vocal demo discovered in 2025 and augmented by Chris resulting in a typically Salady dystopian mess. Sort of a cousin to

New FuMP! "Google Wanted Cars Like The Cars in 'Cars'" by Power Salad

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10.03.2026 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Personal Bias by Insane Ian This is about as political as I get, musically. (Also, I realize the irony in that pointing out someone else's biases inherantly states my own.)

New FuMP! "Personal Bias" by @insaneian.bsky.social

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06.03.2026 16:31 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

The FuMP - Saw Her Giving Birth by Robert Lund Personally I never had any trouble being present, or taking part in the birth of my four children. In fact, I wouldn't trade the experience for anything, and would encourage any future fathers out the...

New FuMP! "Saw Her Giving Birth" by Robert Lund

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28.02.2026 02:31 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Cat On My Lap by The Kamikaze Snowmen There are so many things to do, but you have been chosen. Time is meaningless and your fate is sealed. There is a cat on your lap.

New FuMP! "Cat On My Lap" by The @kamikazesnowmen.bsky.social

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24.02.2026 20:10 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Still have the #poll up for the #bestsongs from @thefump.bsky.social of January 2026 up.
if you haven't made your choice yet go to tiny.cc/FuMPpoll2026

24.02.2026 20:06 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Anything You Wanted by Mikey Mason You know how when you were a little kid they told you you could grow up to be

New FuMP! "Anything You Wanted" by @mikeymason.bsky.social

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20.02.2026 18:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Stupid Rap Battles 4 (Live at MarsCon 2025) by Devo Spice Last year at MarsCon I tried something a little different for my concert. Instead of doing my usual set with short bits of stand-up comedy between songs, I tried to make it more like a hip hop concer...

New FuMP! "Stupid Rap Battles 4 (Live at Marscon 2025)" by @devospice.bsky.social

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17.02.2026 18:37 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - 48 Hours of Pork (live at Marscon 2025) by Insane Ian A while back, I asked folks to suggest song titles, and I would write something based on the title alone. It was a fun expereiment, and maybe I should revisit it again. That said, it did yield this: o...

New FuMP! "48 Hours of Pork (live at Marscon 2025)" by @insaneian.bsky.social

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14.02.2026 01:35 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Even The Mooses by Steve Goodie I had this silly notion for a song, putting Tom Petty together with Rocky & Bullwinkle... and it just wouldn't go away, and it made me giggle. So here ya go. Music: Tom Petty Lyrics :SG, Stephen “bur...

New FuMP! "Even The Mooses" by Steve Goodie

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11.02.2026 09:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Force Is the Force YouTube video by Eclectic Lee

#VintageToyTuesday That time I used my vintage Star Wars action figures to make a video for @thefump.bsky.social video contest. (Thanks, @carlaulbrich.bsky.social, for making the song!) youtu.be/702z8XC5N4k

04.02.2026 02:32 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

30.01.2026 18:28 👍 5585 🔁 2958 💬 281 📌 491

The best FuMP song of January 2026 - StrawPoll What is your opinion? Vote now: Bonehead Boogie · The Belle Isle Rats · Wally Minko https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny3FFzJ9gZM, Bucket List - Massively Offensive https://www.youtub

Hey all you groovie guys out there in radioland.
I'm doing something new for And Now...
Every year I would do a best of songs of the year from @thefump.bsky.social
To make it more democratic everyone can vote on the months best starting with Jan over at strawpoll.com/PKgleK6JJZp

30.01.2026 21:59 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Bucket List by Massively Offensive

New FuMP! "Bucket List" by Massively Offensive

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30.01.2026 19:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Bonehead Boogie by The Belle Isle Rats A tribute to all the Flat Earthers, 1st Amendment Auditors, Sovereign Citizens and other

New FuMP! "Bonehead Boogie" by The Belle Isle Rats

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29.01.2026 08:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Stepchild by Dino-Mike Being a step parent requires sacrifice and responsibility... the former of which is never really talked about (at least on sites that don't require age verification). Parody to

New FuMP! "Stepchild" by @mikeoholic.bsky.social

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23.01.2026 18:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Crazy Shameless Grifter by Steve Goodie I love the riff in

New FuMP! "Crazy Shameless Grifter" by Steve Goodie

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21.01.2026 02:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The 2026 @marsconcomedy.bsky.social Music Track Fund Raiser album is here! Featuring just under 4 hours of highlights of most of the live concerts from MarsCon 2025! You can download the MP3 album for $30 now at marsconcomedy.com/shop! Funds raised cover the hotel room costs of our 2026 performers!

21.01.2026 01:57 👍 10 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

The FuMP - The Older You Get The Faster It Goes by HappyRon As you get older time goes by quicker,TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK

New FuMP! "The Older You Get The Faster It Goes" by HappyRon

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18.01.2026 02:11 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Grateful Dead Puppies YouTube video by Release - Topic

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Ok, this is brilliant song! @thefump.bsky.social

14.01.2026 00:08 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Groanin' by Ethan Mawyer The narrator of this song can't help telling dad jokes. But she's not a dad. Parody of Golden by Huntrix

New FuMP! "Groanin'" by @ethanmawyersongparodies.com

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13.01.2026 22:05 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Don't Mess With Jim by Toby Danger This song is a love letter to Jim Hopper: small-town police chief, full-time dad, part-time monster decapitator, and walking OSHA violation in a Hawaiian shirt. It’s got synths, keytar, mustache energ...

New FuMP! "Don’t Mess With Jim" by Toby Danger

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12.01.2026 04:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - You Don't Need a Laxative (Go Get Taco Bell!) by Kurplunk I don't know about you, but the power of Taco Bell hits me sometimes after I enjoy items from their bountious (but still recovering from the deep item slashing of 2020) menu. That made me think, who n...

New FuMP! "You Don't Need a Laxative (Go Get Taco Bell!)" by Kerplunk

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06.01.2026 18:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - A Few of My Resolutions (Redux) by Robert Lund & Spaff You know the drill: It’s time to sober up, hit the gym, pick up an actual book, and become your best self. At least until next weekend. Resolution 9: M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Robert Lund: Vocals, in...

New FuMP! "A Few of My Resolutions (Redux)" by Robert Lund and Spaff

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03.01.2026 20:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Sparsely Paid (And Barely Part-Time) by The Suffolk & Goode Players The Suffolk & Goode Players take on the Gig Economy in this parody of

New FuMP! "Sparsely Paid (And Barely Part-Time)" by The Suffolk & Goode Players

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01.01.2026 04:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Shaped Like Human by Regdar and the Fighters Giant humanoid robots fighting battles in space! They're one of the coolest things imaginable, but they're also financially impractical and physically improbable, and the guy in charge of them inevita...

New FuMP! "Shaped Like Human" by @vomithatsteve.musician.social.ap.brid.gy

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26.12.2025 20:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - It's the End of the Year and We Know It (As Christmastime) by Moneyshot Cosmonauts Every year or so, someone with inside knowledge announces a date upon which the world will definitely end. So everyone hunkers down, and then the only thing that happens is every radio station plays R...

New FuMP! "It's the End of the Year and We Know It (As Christmastime)" by Moneyshot Cosmonauts

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24.12.2025 05:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - 'Twas the I.C.E. Before Christmas by Seamonkey Grandpa Seamonkey tucks the young FuMPlings in on Christmas Eve with an update of a Christmas classic, fine tuned for 2025 and probably at least 3 more years. So, egg yer nogs, bough them hollies, and...

Sunday FuMP! "'Twas the I.C.E. Before Christmas" by Seamonkey

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22.12.2025 23:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The FuMP - Flu Shot by Steve Goodie If you're familiar with a certain very-not-politically-correct song* of Frank Zappa's, which concerns the really problematic activities of young women aboard certain tour buses... then you'll recogniz...

New FuMP! "Flu Shot" by Steve Goodie

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19.12.2025 21:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Holiday "classic" I wrote at 4am one year. See the full music video on YouTube! (youtu.be/yKjQtPSUE6Q)

"You Better Watch Out (Spiceless Version)" by Insane Ian, available wherever you stream music! Carry Mistmas! #christmassong #comedymusic #funnysong #youbetterwatchout #musicalcomedy

19.12.2025 20:37 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

The FuMP - Piso Mojado by Dave Guhlow A parody of

New FuMP! "Piso Mojado" by Dave Guhlow

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17.12.2025 08:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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