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Here's how CNN covered Luigi Mangione's note:

"This manifesto, these rantings and ravings of an individual that obviously has some aberrant thoughts in his mind and that's why he put it down on paper. So all of that is certainly very disturbing."

11.12.2024 00:31 πŸ‘ 1950 πŸ” 291 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 48

love actually is kind of a fucked up movie when you think about it. a lot of people dont realize this but its set in england

12.12.2024 22:47 πŸ‘ 6355 πŸ” 366 πŸ’¬ 252 πŸ“Œ 43

wild to me when men get caught behaving badly and self-soothe by pretending they did it for incredibly *interesting* reasons, very deep complex psychological reasons like no. you do whatever makes you dick tingle. let's not act like that's fascinating.

15.09.2023 21:03 πŸ‘ 241 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

it goes to show you that even if some one makes 100000 really good posts in like 3 months theres still that tiny chance that theyre Deranged Sociopaths

15.09.2023 22:10 πŸ‘ 3581 πŸ” 616 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 46

twitter with tumblr characteristics

20.06.2023 23:59 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 9

weaponizing my sleep disorder and hyperfocus to become p r o d u c t i v e

side effects include: being completely useless the next day

16.08.2023 05:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

haha i do that

16.08.2023 06:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A while ago I posted that I think Zuckerberg should just shoot Elon with a gun and it was deleted without warning so in the interest of civil discourse I’ll say I hope those two have a fair, well moderated and sportsmanlike fight that leaves them both dead :)

14.08.2023 19:15 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

this is just making monster trucks sound cool tho

14.08.2023 20:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A can of pizza flavored pringles on a silver serving platter. There are pringles lined up on the tray and each one has a single cube of pineapple on top. yummy. Pineapple on pizza! Everyone’s favorite! It’s funny

A can of pizza flavored pringles on a silver serving platter. There are pringles lined up on the tray and each one has a single cube of pineapple on top. yummy. Pineapple on pizza! Everyone’s favorite! It’s funny

girl dinner

26.07.2023 06:01 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
CPAC tweet about not inviting Elmo to CPAC

CPAC tweet about not inviting Elmo to CPAC

I don’t think you could convey modern conservatism in any sort of essay or book as accurately as you could just showing people this image

25.07.2023 17:41 πŸ‘ 1438 πŸ” 395 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 25
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thinkin about her :)

26.07.2023 02:26 πŸ‘ 624 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 10

this was actually the original one i made last week over someone Posting Cringe in my replies but didn't post it since i didn't want to be mean but also Why Does This Keep Happening

26.07.2023 05:42 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

mankind invited and enacted an inexorable peril upon itself when it decided to disrespect the noble orangutan

26.07.2023 06:15 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

guess fuckers guess! guess which one! mwahahaha

26.07.2023 07:26 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You can pretty much condense the last decade of tech into these two posts

25.07.2023 20:12 πŸ‘ 3392 πŸ” 1103 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 15

baby hitler exists and his name is ron desantis

26.07.2023 04:40 πŸ‘ 860 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 5
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everyone needs to see junji ito in the Barbie box

25.07.2023 11:19 πŸ‘ 4409 πŸ” 1491 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 107
A photo of the inside of a single-room bathroom. Perhaps unexpectedly, there is a brown skinned person with curly hair kneeling on the floor, dressed in outdoorsy clothing, and wielding a big DSLR camera with equally big lighting equipment on top. They are completely focused on a wooden chair which has been dragged in opposite the toilet, and has a blue file folder propped up on it. There is a Starbucks cup on top of the chair, which has been filled up with dirt and a small leafy branch stuck in the dirt. On the ground next to the chair is a green folder, and a plastic bag full clear vials (which you can't see in the photo but hold a variety of bugs waiting for their turn on the photo stage)

A photo of the inside of a single-room bathroom. Perhaps unexpectedly, there is a brown skinned person with curly hair kneeling on the floor, dressed in outdoorsy clothing, and wielding a big DSLR camera with equally big lighting equipment on top. They are completely focused on a wooden chair which has been dragged in opposite the toilet, and has a blue file folder propped up on it. There is a Starbucks cup on top of the chair, which has been filled up with dirt and a small leafy branch stuck in the dirt. On the ground next to the chair is a green folder, and a plastic bag full clear vials (which you can't see in the photo but hold a variety of bugs waiting for their turn on the photo stage)

A portrait photo of a metallic blue-green wasp, taken from a three-quarters angle, with its head and midsection filling most of the frame. Its legs, wings, mandibles, and antennae are black. The individual hexagonal facets of its compound eye are visible, as are the fine bumpy texture of it's exoskeleton and short hairs on its legs. The sea-green color of the background, while not naturalistic, brings out the greens of the wasp.

A portrait photo of a metallic blue-green wasp, taken from a three-quarters angle, with its head and midsection filling most of the frame. Its legs, wings, mandibles, and antennae are black. The individual hexagonal facets of its compound eye are visible, as are the fine bumpy texture of it's exoskeleton and short hairs on its legs. The sea-green color of the background, while not naturalistic, brings out the greens of the wasp.

"oh hey what the hell"

bathroom's closed. wasp photoshoot.

"what"

*reviewing my settings and lowering ISO* bathroom's closed. wasp photoshoot.

23.07.2023 14:52 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Alt text now gives the jokes though i didn't describe the poster itself.

23.07.2023 15:02 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

...textbook example of using alt text to actually be inaccessible. C'mon, man, you're not actually going to tell people using screenreaders what the joke *is* by transcribing the text?? Wtf??

23.07.2023 14:38 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
"this film is dedicated to the brave mujaahideen fighters of afghanistan" over a press photo (?) of margot robbie in barbie

"this film is dedicated to the brave mujaahideen fighters of afghanistan" over a press photo (?) of margot robbie in barbie

23.07.2023 14:28 πŸ‘ 383 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

he’s already doing the corpse pose even

23.07.2023 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if he’s not supposed to be there why does he fit perfectly!

23.07.2023 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
pink wall insulation

pink wall insulation

girl dinner

23.07.2023 15:27 πŸ‘ 272 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4

Babe you must be the summer of 2023 because you’re breaking all previous hotness records and scaring the shit out of everybody.

23.07.2023 02:37 πŸ‘ 1312 πŸ” 336 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3