Rest in piss, Chucky
Literally ANY game with fishing though
Zucc being a giant cunt
I swear to fucking god Instagram! I see anti-semitism, racism, homophobia, and transphobia DAILY and yβall never take SHIT down. But I told one too many pissy Nazis to go fuck themselves or some shit and they are trying to take my page down?
Time for my monthly midnight cry about the fact that there are homeless dogs
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social please audit the MTA once youβre mayor, k thanks
REST IN PISS HOSS
Oh Iβm sure even higher life forms would be baffled
Donβt be shy, heβs a disgrace to all of humanity
βWhat is your favorite PokΓ©mon?β is such a basic question.
Tell me who your favorite βlittle guyβ PokΓ©mon is?
These are mine:
My four year old nephew got in trouble at pre-k for using markers on things OTHER than paper, toys, classmates, etc.
I just couldnβt help but use the opportunity to make a jokeβ¦erβ¦.
(I swear I actually followed up with helpful thoughts π€)
I judge you as a person if you donβt like dad jokes, I dunno what to tell you
The only way to deal with nazis, including 2025.
Nazis deserve equal rightsβ¦.and lefts ππ»
Happy birthday to @ginatonic.bsky.social because THATβS what today is π
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Have I ever made you laugh? Do you like my stupid concept numbers? Then maybe YOU would like to hear aboutβ¦.my Ko-fi!
Like Dolly says, it takes a lot of money to look this cheap- wigs, costumes, craft supplies, itβs πΈ
If you want to give once, subscribe monthly, any tip is greatly appreciated π
Mel Brooks is saving 2025 for me, truly
Bullshit it is! Why do you have a station full of people waiting for the N/W at Lex/59th right now for OVER FORTY MINUTES when itβs 100 degrees out? Someoneβs going to drop dead down there because of you!
Especially for the elderly, and disabled bitches like myself #disabled #disableddragqueen #nycsubway #dontrankcuomo #rankmomdanifirst
I feel like the subway should be free (all the time, letβs be real) but it should be free if you only ride one stop on days when itβs 100 degrees out.
Sometimes you just need to go somewhere a stop away but you donβt want to, ya know, die walking there π₯΅
@mta.info @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Can anyone relate to taking a Lyft home after a rough day, sitting there quietly crying as you tip 25% because you feel bad that youβre crying? It canβt just be me, right? π₯Ήπ
#latenightthoughts
Isnβt that wild? Never does seem to be, does it?
Oh Iβm sure heβll be pardoned
I literally have three games to finish, Arceus amongst them, and we still get a lot of play out of the newest Mario Party, why rush when there will be some Cyber Monday something that might actually be aesthetic.
Plus Iβm just poor bwahaha
Because they know weβll buy something to protect our investment and then buy another, way cuter one when they finally come out π
Ugh sheβs still so fucking cool π
I just do it on the subway, I wanna be sad at home
Heyyyy congrats to the new pope
Who in NYC wants to do an all Roger Smith drag show? Letβs fucking do thisssss