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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Que la Miku Expo caiga el 25 de noviembre esta muy bien porque asi cierro los 20 con la más grande (la migu)

No puedo más capitán

evangelion aired in 1996 so we gotta update the screenshot

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Stamina is green, but green can also be health.

Red can be health, and but sometimes red can be stamina instead.

Blue is always magic, though.

Café de bar en vaso caña y un sobre de azúcar que dice: "Suelo cocinar con vino, a veces incluso se lo agrego a la comida"

El conocimiento es poder

Yo hubiera aguantado ya hasta el 14

Ye, busco más referencias de si salen buenos y de calidad que otra cosa, hay mucho periférico caro con construcción pocha por ahi.

Les echaré un ojo, tyy 🤌

Marca? Estoy que me toca renovar teclado y ratón tambien pero 0 idea de teclados

I looked at the manga author's Twitter media tab and wasn't disappointed

If Nintendo was consistent with naming

Doña All Sunday Parera 🫡

(marvelous!)

Va a ser buenísima otra vez

Es que en serio

*Sigue dando volteretas*

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

All thoroughbreds have the same birthday so that their ages can be standardized for comparison because of the historical lack of records of actual birthdays. january 1 in the northern hemisphere and august 1 in the southern hemisphere

happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)

feliz año!

Bueno claro, felicisimo año del caballo, como no

Felis jueves!

Feliz año,
Nuevo feliz
Año nuevo~

eraserheadadult on tumblr: "tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005 " eraserheadadult: "not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong"