I've often suspected that 90% of the shops in Victoria are ran by the Mediterranean cousins of Mr Ben's favourite shopkeeper.
Now, I'm certain.
Yesterday, I had a real craving for dessert. Wander into town and a new dessert shop has opened. Where there wasn't even a shop last time I went past.
Although, as I'm off to the big island today and won't be back till this evening. I might come back to a fully steam mopped house.
As my house is made of limestone, I might also come back to a very large pile of sand.
Husband is about to buy a Lidl steam mop. I am cancelling all weekend plans.
Love my local.
We've converted the Italian barman into a cricket fan and a Swiss regular into a rugby fan.
Next challenge, getting a Croatian into croquet.
Working on a little website project. I need something that is quick to build, not that expensive to run and has great templates (90% of the pages/posts will be the same layout).
Currently playing with Divi on WP and it's driving me crazy.
Any recommendations?
Total true.
Meow
The Georgian tries were sublime. You're right, they need more exposure to top tier rugby.
What's with the box fresh, Daz trainers on Biggar, Warburton & Roberts.
They look like a boy band doing press for a tax bill driven reunion.
#rugby #walvaus
I *think* England has the makings of a great team.
If they can sort their defence out.
And Smith never gets injured.
#rugby
Not that surprising. A lot of them think WWE isn't staged.
#ProofOfCat
Not my cat, but I believe that isn't explicitly outlined in the rules.
For reasons, that very phrase reminds me of Mad Gary*, who used to drink in my old local, and Immac.
*NB: We did not call him that to his face.
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
Verdict was, it's not a great film but the extras were outstanding.
Gladiator 2 is opening tonight on Gozo, the nearest bar to the local cinema is our local.
A fair handful of locals were extras, so it's turned into a luvvies bar for the evening.
Humorous vegetables.
Obviously each one will be a potato.
Does anyone else think the NYT's Wordle Bot is a know-it-all dick?
I appear to be in a straight-to-video sequel to Yesterday.
One in which The Beatles still exist but almost everyone has forgotten how sweepstakes work.
Same.
Now, do you think it would work on a BBQ?
RISHI: You're sure about this?
ADVISOR: Yes
RISHI: Because it's a big deal
ADVISOR: Um, is it..?
RISHI: Okay I'm doing it. DONE. Tweeted.
ADVISOR: Cool I- WHAT?!. National EXPRESS!
RISHI: You said National Service!
ADVISOR: I said National EXPRESS! Instead of helicopters everywhere!
RISHI: Oh fuuuck
Would it be a bad thing to lodge a complaint about the music blasting from the holiday let across the way?
Not because the music is loud but because it is terrible and they seem incapable of playing a full song, which makes it more annoying.
(Obviously the answer is yes, as it's not yet noon here)
I appear to have become an Avon lady, by accident.
Crazy dreams last night.
So whoever has Kermit the Frog will be the leader of the revolution on your bingo card. You can go ahead and mark that off.
Friday Emergency.
Crumpet has been put in the toaster, then discovered there is no butter in the house.
I do have lard, cream and cheese though 🤔
When did Chinese takeaways in London start charging extra for the Cucumber & spring onion?
And is this just a London thing?
Bye Gozo.
Just caught an ad for Distinct Cremations, which I assume is a direct cremation.
It's offering a money back guarantee.
How the hell does that work? If you become be immortal, you'll get your cash back?
Or can you have to send a message via your local medium if you not happy with the service?
Overheard QoTD.
'I had some gaffer tape on my ripples on my nipples, to cover my dignity'
This is a very long-winded way of saying I just remembered we have Warburton's crumpets for the first time in months, and I'm very excited about it.
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