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@cataouatche

cΓ©cil/35/πŸŠπŸ‡«πŸ‡· | taxidermist. homesteader. writer. parler franΓ§ais avec moi πŸ”ž occasional graphic discussion of animal death ⚠️ πŸ”— cataouatche.carrd.co

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google translate is giving me 'traite' for 'milked' but idk if i trust that

12.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kyle il doit savoir j'après amoré, parce que j'ai ...milked? le cabri cet matin et le météo es très mal. ce juste commence à niege lol

12.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Dozens of flower pots containing lilies

Dozens of flower pots containing lilies

As we roll into Valentine’s Day, and with Easter looming- it’s time for my annual PSA- these kill cats. Period, full stop. Lily pollen is insanely toxic and will destroy their kidneys in 18 hours. If you have cats- THROW LILIES AWAY. 1/

10.02.2024 21:58 πŸ‘ 1252 πŸ” 1081 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 68

j'après cuisinier trèèèèèèèèès soupe pour. souper.

12.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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enough of you, to The Bin Of Water to soak

11.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO IT IS

11.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

10.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 3633 πŸ” 954 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 24
ShrΓΆdinger's Box Taxidermy

anyone here want pelt

shrodingersbox.bigcartel.com

10.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im not vain and i don't care about wrinkles or whatever but y'know. consider i work. outside. maybe i could try Not to age as fast as humanly possible

10.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

like with how popular korean and japanese skincare has gotten at least ONE of those brands has to work . right. what do i need to be looking for

10.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i probably need to start caring about skincare and shit but i have no idea where to start. i am allergic to Everything which is a big reason why i have never done more than like...my one face wash and obv sunscreen when i go outside but surely there's more options these days right

10.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the traps were disturbed but no snake so she got stuck and escaped and now idk where she is in here. SIGH.

10.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

saw the cat really focused on something under the shelves and wouldn't you know who was coming out to say hi. slorped back when i turned the light on tho. but that does mean she's thinking of coming out so hopefully i will catch her in the sticky trap tonight

10.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i guess im just gonna keep setting traps out every night and hope she comes out eventually....she'll get hungry at some point right

10.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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got a bad grade in ass from my pt so im making myself feel better with fancy boba and a macaron

09.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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there is not a sticky snake in my office this morning

09.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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sinful hands

#ε‘ͺθ‘“ε»»ζˆ¦ #yuuji

17.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bitch might be getting the glue trap treatment tonight

08.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my shithead rat snake slithered out of her bin before i could get the lid put back on right and now she's behind my stack of display enclosures aka the ONE part of my office i can't access

08.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

unless you were told explicitly that she was spayed already, that behaviour is very 'pregnant doe' to me. anything remotely box-shaped (shoebox, shipping box, coke box, whatever) will work. if she starts picking hay up and carrying it in her mouth...get ready

08.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

she could jsut be stressed but the size of that dewlap and her boxing makes me think you should maybe. give her a nestbox

08.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

uniqlo bra tops my fucking beloved

07.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you draw is it weird to have your own art tattooed on you i feel weird about it but my friend insists that this design is cute and i need to use it instead of trying to find another artist to redraw it for me

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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anyway here's some fat bunnies for your thursday

05.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tfw you have to rewrite your friend's birthday post cos it sounded like he died x:

05.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hbd to @ennokos.bsky.social , i hope you have some peace today after the Everything πŸ’• we don't talk a lot but i still like seeing you on my dash after all these years

05.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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requiem for vanished birdsong

03.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 8442 πŸ” 2928 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 18
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fixin to have some pelts on the site that will need homes πŸ‘€ i was thinking of saving my furs and vending a show as my relaunch, but i don't think that's going to happen and i will feel better about my photocard problem if i'm making my 'own' money :')

04.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i feel like i need to tell other people, artists, dog enjoyers, people who simply enjoy cool shit: sexyice 2019 has a new dog on preorder and its articulation is totally on another level

18.02.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

three straight days of sun got me acting crazy, anyone wanna come over and run and run and run and run and run and run and run and r

02.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0