Night in the Woods Quote Bot

I wish I knew constellations like you did.

What the- Oh my god. Hey! Anyone? Shit.

It’s too bad your corpse didn’t get eaten by scavengers.

There goes a weird, weird guy.

It’s good to be alive this morning. That’s all.

I mean, you’ve already been gone and you’ve been gone at least once since you got back.

I have the same things inside of me.

Oh wow yeah I used to call him asscat when I was little.

Doesn't feel like it.

I feel like a lot of people don’t think they found god but like god found them. Like when they were having bad times like you did.

Fell into a ravine while running through the woods at night. ‘Why?’ Um. Chased by a death cult of conservative uncles.

The old west was a very rude time.

Too bad you didn’t get serial killed.

My big dumb eyes. My nightmare eyes.

Th...thank you, for believing in me.

Pizza party next time I die and come back.

And I was so scared and angry and just… I dunno

This was all underwater or something at one point.

Does the newspaper have like a ghost section? What? Why is that a dumb question?

And Mae, you’ve gone through a lot of life changes recently and… I dunno… stress does weird things to people.

Angus I just want to give you a hug forever.

Say goodbye to your fingers.

Nah I’m fine. Doing stuff helps.

I can take on like vampires now.

Are you gonna be all boring now just because you died for like a whole 5 seconds?

Well, he's a jerk, hon.

Too bad you didn’t get trapped under the box-not finished-and then burned alive in a burning fire.

Say goodbye to your fingers.

It’s too bad you didn’t cut yourself on it and get a disease.

Hey, Mae… you OK?