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I am a beer wearing a bow tie. Tax the rat farms. Profile pic by @jonrosenberg.bsky.com

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It’s time for the Kmart catalogue underwear section to shine, we must retvrn to finding copies of Ribald magazine in plastic bags in bushland

12.03.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why tho

12.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YES

12.03.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We should have annual parties celebrating his demise. Him and
Logan, why not

12.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That guy is long dead, and the Queensland he oversaw hasn’t existed for a quarry century now. Current premier doesn’t seem to realise that.

12.03.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They absolutely did to cause shock and awe and terror. I’ve no doubt they searched out a school to explode for this very purpose and they’re glad they did and they would like to do it again.

12.03.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They wish. It’s no longer 1985 and the world doesn’t work that way anymore.

12.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to turn off Rovo but they’ve made it literally impossible. Basic Jira as a tomcat app was a big leap, but they glued every agile devops cliche into it until it became near unusable.

12.03.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, company scrip. They never tire of this.

12.03.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They want to Make an Example of some poor sod to prove that they are Very Serious.

12.03.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you mention Keynes they shriek and burst into flames

12.03.2026 06:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It got thoroughly MBA’d, and the founders got high on their own farts and descended into LinkedIn Madness. When they became a pure SaaS company it all went bad very quick. Usual story.

12.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Zombies shuffling around in a lightless room, groaning about wage-price-spirals

12.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the National Party et al had their way there would be zero trees and the last one would have been made into paper pulp fifty years ago

12.03.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eh, zoos exist and there are fungible asset monsters to eagerly submit to

12.03.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re doing this in QLD because it gives them a reason to dust off the old skull crushing truncheon and hopefully maim some hippies

12.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out a supertanker but on caterpillar treads

12.03.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI am very sad” I say from my yacht in Monaco.

12.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RETVRN

11.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Get legit. Get CP/M now.

11.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The big west end units seem to have a dozen tenants and they all drive Porsche SUVs with custom number plates that say β€œBU2KAKE”

11.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look I’m as shocked as anybody

11.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Out: multigenerational housing in existing structures
In: high rise buildings functioning mainly as investment instruments for derivative players and asset hoarders

11.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t support levelling west end for this, you musty be a nimby boomer who hates affordable housing or something.

11.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The former $2 note. A large merino sheep and a portrait of John Macarthur

The former $2 note. A large merino sheep and a portrait of John Macarthur

Real heads remember the Large Sheep Banknote, with the sheep of Large proportions. Unfortunately it also had the portrait of one of the biggest pieces of shit in the Australian early colony. They should have just kept Wooly Boi

11.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

What’s with this β€œbreaking β€œ thing, seems a bit weird, are you rushing to the presses

11.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was certainly steered in this direction

11.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By design

11.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Purpose of a system, what it does, etc

11.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every super-yacht should be an artificial-reef

11.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0