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Quite a few people saying this story is desperate stuff, but they obviously just don't like it when a newspaper points out that their new favorite politician is just another lying chancer...

I had a go at getting it to incorporate a reference to one of his favourite places in London but ChatGPT told me my original prompt violated the ts & cs. Here’s what I persuaded it to do.

A compromise we can all get behind surely

It's been half an hour and my nose still feels funny. #ouch

I suddenly want Timothee Chalamet to win everything.

Man who spent five years searching for rare book finds copy in his local charity shop His search saw him trawl bookshops and specialist sellers across the UK

All the joy in the world to this dude :)

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They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

The Pembroke in Belgravia, a soon-to-open private members' club catering to London's " super wealthy", has taken out a half-page advertisement in Country Life for a "butter sommelier". It explains that the recruit - who must have a "deep love for, and understanding of, butter" - will "curate our butter assortment", and help train staff to use our "silver butter trolley".

Lads

Alice Roberts. Thinks males can become females. #melt

Getting a lot of use out of this gif today.

Iranian school was on U.S. target list, may have been mistaken as military site — The Washington Post The strike on an Iranian elementary school killed at least 175, many of them children, raising questions as to whether the military’s use of AI-enabled targeting was a factor.

This is huge.

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Oh dear lord. 😟

Grammarly Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its AI ‘Expert Review’ Feature The feature, which Grammarly shut down Wednesday, presented editing suggestions as if they came from established authors and academics—without their consent.

I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent.

State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes.

www.wired.com/story/gramma...

Oh poor man! That's horrible.

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Flicking channels, I just happened upon an episode of Dr Pimple Popper. Holy cow! She just removed out of control fat cells which had formed a huge lump - the whole thing was as big as a cantaloupe melon!! And really gross!!!

Next up, a man with a Jimmy Durante nose caused by rosacea...

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and looking at each other . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and looking at each other .

That makes at least two of us then.

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“They gave me a list of names. “Sir, you can pick the name you’d like.” I asked what the name of the attack would be.

They gave me about 20 names, and I was almost falling asleep. I didn’t like any of them. Then I saw Epic Fury, and I said, “I like that name. I like that name.””

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It's no longer OK for you to sit in the house of Lords because your dad did.
But if your mate put you there?
That's fine.
Neither of these really feel like democracy to me.

A cat waiting for his order in Istanbul 😂

He wore the RA's Gerry Beret - the kind you find in a second hand store?

Opinion Polls 3 weeks before the last election were predicting 500 Labour seats and Ed Davey as LOTO. They were massively WRONG. Yet the people of Bluesky treat every weekly Youguv poll as if it's the ten commandments mixed with the judgement of Solomon and will definitely happen in 3 years time