Randy Is (Too) Online

Wait. Is that why she took the job? She thought Trump was offering a spot of his Cabernet?

Wait, are there specific shamrock socks?

Hey real quick.
Anyone know how I can get some dark money campaign cash for shitting on Graham Platner?

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

Well this is a pretty clear explanation of why so many of my Jewish friends here in America were so livid at Bibi trying to pull them into his garbage with that crazy tweet yesterday. This is awful

As time goes on, Jewish anti-Zionism reveals itself not only as solidarity with Palestinians but also as an anti-antisemitism strategy. We want out of this toxic dialectic, this terrible feedback loop between Israeli belligerence and the Jewish precarity it incessantly engenders

I would not require them to agree with me on, like, the specific tax rate for capital gains, but most political things that matter go to a person's central values. Like, I'm not dating someone who disagrees with me about who should or should not have basic human rights.

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I also know many people on the autistic spectrum who are very sensitive to others, and very kind and polite in social settings. And I think it’s because they’ve had to give a lot of thought to interacting with people, and showing that they care.

Neurotypicals haven’t. They take it for granted.

Kristi Noems husband 10 days after they get a dog from the pound

Mar Espinar criticized Isabel Diaz Ayuso for her alignment with Trump during a government hearing: (English translation in the post) “Cójase al mafioso de su jefe de Gabinete, tire para Mar-a-Lago y déjenos aquí — que somos más de los valientes de Minnesota”

Mar Espinar, Spain’s PSOE deputy, on Isabel Díaz Ayuso’s support for Trump:

“Take your mafioso chief of staff, go to Mar-a-Lago, and leave us here — because we are more like the brave ones from Minnesota”

WILL? Y'all are just hopping on the Boycott Target thing now?

Where the hell have you been?

I canvassed for her that year.

Everything since then has been a slow slide into disappointment.

I voted for @warren.senate.gov in the 2020 primary. Was proud to. But she's slowly become yet another Dem machine turkey. Posts about American affordability in regards to the war in Iran and the same when it comes to ICE. This endorsement is sadly unsurprising

For the final two day's of the MEN'S tournament.

This wasn't important enough of an issue when the womens' teams were talking about how unsafe it was last week.

Counterpoint: why even try to expel the raccoon? Get it some tea, cookies and a bowl of water.

Read it some stories.

Take a nap together on one of the sofas.

Paradise.

Good reminder that it took the men’s teams making a fuss while the women had to play a full tournament (while raising alarms about the bad court)

Maura Healy still supporting ICE is Massachusetts in a nutshell. Dedicated to looking progressive and sneering down their noses at everyone else but secretly they don’t wanna to see those brown folks in their nice “little farming communities” they just also don’t wanna to watch them be removed.

Tuberville was a D1 FBS coach for 35 years. He made $400k a year at his first job, in 1995 dollars.

He hasn't been "redneck trash" since before the fucking Dot Com Bubble.

Stop making poor white people your scapegoat.

Tommy Tuberville is a multi millionaire who’s been making big money working for institutions of higher ed since I was in grade school but y’all just keep saying “redneck”

Like... man, you've got to stop conflating Jewish people with the state of Israel! Israel *absolutely is* responsible for this war. As is the U.S. There's no question about it. If you actually cared about antisemitism (he doesn't), you should be working hard to separate the people and the country.

Few people have done more to increase the amount of antisemitism in the U.S. than Jonathan Greenblatt.

But seriously, how fucking dumb do you have to be to run a dark money influence op on a professional influence op researcher and her influence op former reporter boyfriend? Just insane dummies. Vote Kat and she'll out this shit in Congress constantly.

No fatalities. OK. Sure. They don't have ejection seats in those things. And if they survived they won't be alive long.

I'm so tired of saying "if Biden did this" and I guess the point I'm trying to make is the media is entirely responsible for this situation we are in. No Trump without em.

Is it numerology if it's just the adult equivalent of "I want six M&Ms because I'm six"?

It is easy now to forget that George W. Bush had a white-knuckled stranglehold on the title of worst United States president in history. It was like Wilt Chamberlain's 100 point game at the time. No one ever thought it would be possible to even come close, let alone beat it.

When her army of parents, teachers, and librarians overthrow plan kicks off I'm going to volunteer for oubliette duty. Unless there's a guillotine team...

i read this as measles and honestly it still makes sense

I don’t know dude. If James Baldwin was able to write all his work while his friends were being assassinated by the FBI, and while he was living in terror as a gay Black man … then maybe you can write without using A.I.

“Her daughter’s new student enrollment form was denied due to “license plate recognition software showing only Chicago addresses overnight” in July and August... “Although you are the owner on record of a house in our district, license plate recognition shows that is not the place where you reside.”

Dan Orlovsky, "playing" "quarterback" for the Detroit Lions of the "NFL." He has clearly run about three feet out of the back of the end zone, but still thinks he will be allowed to complete a pass. The referee is signing for a safety. Because everybody in the stadium, except for Orlovsky, knows you can't just run out the back of your own end zone with the ball. You can clearly see that number 69 for the Minnesota Vikings is laughing at just how bad Orlovsky is at understanding football, even though he's wearing a face mask. Why does anybody care what Dan Orlovsky thinks about football?

"This is something a quarterback can do." - also Dan Orlovsky