Surely nobody is that sick
10.03.2026 12:43
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Surely nobody is that sick
Christ
Do quite like Sad Bobby
How scared exactly should we be
Nope
Indeed
9️⃣3️⃣ more days of posting a poorly drawn World Cup moment every day until the tournament kicks-off or until we forget to post one
Today: it's 2014, and Robin van Persie goes "weeeeeeee"
Nope
So numbed am I to the malaise of Tottenham Hotspur, going to draw Igor Tudor to see if it makes me feel anything. Anything at all.
A set of six substandard drawings, rendered in the style of faux-football stickers, showing Dutch football legend Johan Cruyff introducing the world to the 'Cruyff Turn', with Sweden's Jan Olsson being so decieved he is sent on a brief walk outside the Westfalenstadion where he finds himselfs purchasing a literal, actual hotdog.
9️⃣4️⃣ more days of posting a poorly drawn World Cup moment every day until the tournament kicks-off or until we forget to post one
Today: it's 1974, and Johan Cruyff sends Jan Olsson for a hotdog, which we've chosen to illustrate with a punishing literalness 🌭
Probably top three in my changes-with-the-wind list of favourite goals ever. Watched it in a packed student union that lapsed into increasingly hushed reverence with every replay.
Woke up with this 13 year-old youtube classic in my head. Now you have to listen to it too.
A set of six substandard drawings, rendered in the style of faux-football stickers, showing Dutch football legend Johan Cruyff introducing the world to the 'Cruyff Turn', with Sweden's Jan Olsson being so decieved he is sent on a brief walk outside the Westfalenstadion where he finds himselfs purchasing a literal, actual hotdog.
9️⃣4️⃣ more days of posting a poorly drawn World Cup moment every day until the tournament kicks-off or until we forget to post one
Today: it's 1974, and Johan Cruyff sends Jan Olsson for a hotdog, which we've chosen to illustrate with a punishing literalness 🌭
Yessss
A bad drawing of an interwar European monarch in a fancy hat playing Subbuteo, haphazardly rendered in the style of a Panini football sticker
9️⃣5️⃣ more days of posting a poorly drawn World Cup moment every day until the tournament kicks-off or until we forget to post one
Today: 1930, and Romania's squad is selected by none other than their ruler, King Carol II, who also gets his players 3 months off work and a trip to NYC on the boat home
I desire the forbidden cheese grater
Cheeky little #TenMinuteMerlin 🐦
As someone who struggles to grow facial hair, to the extent that any and all attempts result in open mockery, I sympathise with Alejandro Garnacho
If anything, one should be rewarded for tackling Garnacho
You know what it’s like when there’s a band who you just want everyone to give a chance to? It’s that. They’re so good and I just want everyone to hear them.
Yesssss. Their previous album (Everyone Is Doing So Well) is an all-time fave, give it a go too if you can find the time! X
Oops
Imagine for a moment that all the above was true, and you’d also been stupid enough to make football your job
A bad drawing of a football sticker featuring then-Republic of Ireland football captain Roy Keane, dressed in some classic late 90's casual wear, walking a small, poorly defined dog.
9️⃣6️⃣ more days of posting a poorly drawn World Cup moment every day until the tournament kicks-off or until we forget to post one
Today: it's 1998, and Roy Keane has a Frank exchange of views with Mick McCarthy in Saipan, then pops home and takes Triggs for a walk 🐶
I'm a terrible describer of music but I've banged on about this band (LUCY LEAVE) before and am going to do so once again because they're bloody brilliant and their new mega-album is out today. If you've got some time, give it a listen. Please x
And again
Striped shorts. What a time to be alive.
Very much not
Parenting is great and all, but sometimes you do get absolutely hosed down with piss
Thoughts and prayers