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Kinda goofy news today, which is that I had to choose between my job of the past 6 years as a software engineer at the Times and my new co-op magazine newsletter Gourmet. I chose the latter!!

10.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

excited for the second half of my career to be making programming-inspired software

10.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
DREDGE
Since you wish for ROUTINE

DREDGE Since you wish for ROUTINE

Steam is talking to me like an angry life coach

28.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

me in job interviews

09.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this post is going to radicalize me into a 100% sales tax

06.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A third of the way through the Anachronox demo, the player encounters a
hulking alien merchant. β€œMy sorrow runs deep,” the merchant, whose name
is Demonstrare, says. β€œI will only exist for the short duration of this demo.
I do not exist in the full version.
β€œWrite the company. Tell them that you want me in the full version.”
What Demonstrare, even with his curse of self-awareness, did not
anticipate was that if anyone did ask Ion Storm to bring him over to β€œthe
full version,” it wouldn’t have mattered. The demo shipped on a disc stuck
to the cover of a PC Gamer β€” where it shared space with now-forgotten

A third of the way through the Anachronox demo, the player encounters a hulking alien merchant. β€œMy sorrow runs deep,” the merchant, whose name is Demonstrare, says. β€œI will only exist for the short duration of this demo. I do not exist in the full version. β€œWrite the company. Tell them that you want me in the full version.” What Demonstrare, even with his curse of self-awareness, did not anticipate was that if anyone did ask Ion Storm to bring him over to β€œthe full version,” it wouldn’t have mattered. The demo shipped on a disc stuck to the cover of a PC Gamer β€” where it shared space with now-forgotten

titles like Throne of Darkness and The Corporate
Machine β€” four months after Anachronox itself had
been released, and three months after Ion Storm’s parent
company had shut down the studio.
Demonstrare never made it to Anachronox. And while
twenty-five years later the game can run on modern
hardware, the demo does not. Demonstrare is gone.
Recently, I asked Richard Gaubert, the writer of
Anachronox, if the developers ever heard anything about
Demonstrare.
Gaubert didn’t even remember the character.

titles like Throne of Darkness and The Corporate Machine β€” four months after Anachronox itself had been released, and three months after Ion Storm’s parent company had shut down the studio. Demonstrare never made it to Anachronox. And while twenty-five years later the game can run on modern hardware, the demo does not. Demonstrare is gone. Recently, I asked Richard Gaubert, the writer of Anachronox, if the developers ever heard anything about Demonstrare. Gaubert didn’t even remember the character.

Here is a little bit of @duncanfyfe.net's afterword for "How Can We Bear to Throw Anything Away?"

05.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 434 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

I built a web app for that area/puzzle to address the information density… of course my mind went there instead of β€œbig paper”

06.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am downloading it the moment I finish today’s 4 hours of job interviews 🫠

06.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you should put it in an emoji candle pentagram, that might help

06.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s 8:30am. no I cannot.

06.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

another day, another β€œcan you refactor in 10 minutes this code you wrote in 30 minutes” exam

06.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Google+2 coming soon

06.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

to be fair you're always doing that

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thanks, now you've got me trying to figure out if there's a "knows how to deal with coworkers pooping their pants" joke that isn't too "Joined Nov '24"-coded

05.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I get that they're using an external source for the categorization but CBS News and the Washington Post categorized as "Left-Leaning" is uhhh interesting

05.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

wow ; what a journey !!!! sweet !!!

05.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think I should have to not have a job any more. I just think that's wrong

05.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

genetically, of course, this means I tell the truth 25% of the time. or is it 75%

04.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one was a guard that always told the truth, and the other a guard that always lied

04.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
poster for brockhampton's "i'll be there" tour

poster for brockhampton's "i'll be there" tour

if anything it needs an emboss effect and more lisa frank

04.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nah I love it

04.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(daft punk voice) technorati

04.03.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

haha sorryyyyy

04.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett on 'The Mountain' and building the world of Gorillaz | AP interview
Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett on 'The Mountain' and building the world of Gorillaz | AP interview YouTube video by Associated Press

I really liked this interview with Damon and Jamie: www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8UE... also wild to think about Damon being roughly as old now as Bowie was when he made Heathen and Reality

03.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like a website where I don’t have to look at the president’s wounds

02.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this

16.12.2025 01:16 πŸ‘ 6687 πŸ” 2924 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 37

If you take a job that's too hard for you, don't kill yourself. Wait until you're bigger and stronger, then try again.

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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. β€œYou must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

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