christopher hyzy

a man wearing a baseball cap and a hoodie says this team will never lose again ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap and a hoodie says this team will never lose again

Oh but for real how are they this good

Then they’ll pass that money on to the customers, right?

no better feeling than deleting the Teams, Outlook, and Asana apps from your phone the night before a week off of work

The problem with today's snowflake youth is that they demand participation trophies when really they just flat out lost.

by Kristi Noem, Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas

great now do literally every other public space

I’ve actually really latched onto Cracker Island too. At least the first 75-80% of it. Really solid and tight stuff.

trump may be the worst president in history, but he knows how to fire people in the funniest way possible. I'm pretty sure one of the 1st term cabinet members learned he was fired while taking a shit

kind of mad it took me this long to get into Gorillaz. yeah I loved Feel Good Inc. and Stylo when they came out but I never took a flyer on anything else. The Mountain is such a beautiful piece of work.

find out how many of them get money from defense contractors

totally normal not on crack

Unfortunately one of the funniest things he has ever said

a blurry picture of a person sitting on a couch with a stuffed animal . ALT: a blurry picture of a person sitting on a couch with a stuffed animal .

Gonna be a real test for the Sabres tonight.......... *Switches the game on*

Sabres .......

wow

How it started. How it's going.

objective 1: pull the USA into a war with Iran

objective 2: ok have fun bye :)

Iran? You haven’t even finished Venezuela.

How can you have any Iran if you don’t finish your Venezuela!

old enough to remember John McCain flaming out of an election for saying we should bomb Iran

hang it in the Louvre

“Tremendous value for shareholders” because that’s all that’s important anymore.

yikes.

a man with a stethoscope around his neck is sitting in a chair and says screams internally ALT: a man with a stethoscope around his neck is sitting in a chair and says screams internally

It’s been 17 years

His crime was using a curtain rod as a walking stick. His punishment was murder by Border Patrol. This is sickening.

Joe. You knew what you were doing with that thumbnail.

#TradeTage

RAGE

contemplating buying a Sabres ticket just to boo Tage

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

contemplating buying a Sabres ticket just to boo Tage