this is sold as a cock ring (and is used as such) but it doubles as my favorite bracelet
12.03.2026 17:36
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someone called me a cuck trying to insult me the other day and i just asked, “Is there something wrong with that?”
12.03.2026 16:16
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SO REAL
10.03.2026 22:19
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marcie is a runt!
10.03.2026 16:54
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*pinch 😜
10.03.2026 16:53
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@technoshark74.bsky.social is threatening to give me one of those shitty little carabiners with a compass that doesn’t work on it. Like a child’s carabiner.
10.03.2026 16:33
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runt is very, very good
10.03.2026 16:31
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Buddy is almost finished! He sat in a box for a while after Christmas but it was Owner’s bday yesterday so we spent some time assembling models!
10.03.2026 15:04
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i do this too, when im not counting my footsteps
10.03.2026 14:52
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oh…oh my
10.03.2026 14:28
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mutt is very loveable indeed
10.03.2026 13:39
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Bad news everybun. I had to retie my shoes at work and the thought “what if these were velcro” formed unbidden. I think i might be broken.
10.03.2026 03:00
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I have a flexible tape measure if you ever need to borrow one! ^.^
10.03.2026 02:58
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your handwriting is so pretty! i can feel the contrition in your lines its very admirable
09.03.2026 22:45
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very scary…
09.03.2026 21:48
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Played the Parasite Mutant demo this weekend, it’s really good. One of the most “fuck it *i’ll* make the game” games i’ve ever played, you can tell the developer really loves Parasite Eve. Big recommend from me. Also short trench coat cut that it shows off the Absolute Territory of the android girl
09.03.2026 18:36
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very believable! i still don’t believe it but it’s a good effort!
09.03.2026 15:47
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i am an adult. i am an adult. i am an adult. i must anchor this fact into my mind lest i be torn asunder at Their hands.
09.03.2026 05:29
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thatss o awesome. She’s so Awesome. like definitionally. you are also awesome but like in an incredibly pathetic way that i can really relate to💜
09.03.2026 05:02
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whhat. omg holy shit thats so deliciously painful…
09.03.2026 03:08
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hhnnnnnfuck
09.03.2026 03:04
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oh…oh no. not kiddo…😭
08.03.2026 15:53
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Well, uh, they wouldn’t be *that* humiliating i don’t think…like what if it was simply just, uhm, practical to not have laces…like around heavy machinery that could catch them! Velcro shoes would really be a sign of maturity, right? Look how responsible and safe that girl is! Right? Right!?
08.03.2026 15:11
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you've ruined me and you're laughing and you're right to do it and im so fucking cooked because i find it hot 😭
08.03.2026 05:21
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mean to me...
08.03.2026 05:19
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@wannabewaifu.bsky.social forced me to look in the mirror. its my own fault that im just a pathetic little girl, one that she feels the need to buy new shoes. velcro. because of course my laces keep coming untied. i read Substitute Oedipus by @kallidorarho.bsky.social. internalized things. my fault.
08.03.2026 05:02
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I could probably do really cool things with this knowledge
07.03.2026 04:32
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a trusted puppy revealed to me some time ago that the idle clicking i do with my tongue sounds *remarkably* like a clicker
07.03.2026 04:31
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Is it weird that i love pouring cold water on my head when im in a hot bath? it robs me of breath and makes me gasp and the water is going down my face and into my nose and mouth and-
Yeah
07.03.2026 02:21
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praise…
07.03.2026 02:13
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