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Eric Meyer

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Armchair rocket scientist graffiti existentialist. Old enough for it to hurt when I stand up, not old enough to have stopped noticing. Agnostic in principle, atheist in practice, #CSS guy, mzungu. I’m only here for the food.

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I told ye all,
When we first put this dangerous stone a-rolling,
’Twould fall upon ourselves.

17.12.2025 00:14 👍 318 🔁 72 💬 4 📌 9
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two men are sitting on a couch and talking . Alt: Two men sitting on a couch and clapping above the caption “Well played lady, well played”.
16.12.2025 23:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just read the new SPINAL TAP book and there’s a moment where Rob Reiner and the rest of the cast ask each other which projects will lead their obituary. Rob was sure “Meathead” was going to be the first line of his.

Tonight, everyone’s teeing off with “one of the greatest directing runs ever”

15.12.2025 03:40 👍 1256 🔁 208 💬 13 📌 5

Related: airline fare prices have long been managed by a pack of deranged spider monkeys.

14.12.2025 17:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is crying in the rain Alt: Doctor Who in the pouring down rain.
13.12.2025 22:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Different pictures of Van Dyke throughout the years

Different pictures of Van Dyke throughout the years

Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!

13.12.2025 09:05 👍 19602 🔁 3317 💬 414 📌 321
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Huge Servo milestone: thanks to a swift response to a bug I reported, the Servo browser (https://servo.org) can now play Deltarune Dot Com's 404 page correctly.

11.12.2025 17:05 👍 47 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1
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a close up of a lion with the words " i was there when it was written " Alt: A close up Aslan the lion with the words "I was there when it was written".
12.12.2025 23:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can anyone point me towards resources/people in the Twin Cities who could help someone rid their PC, Android device, etc of surveillance software installed by an abusive partner? She's getting a burner phone tomorrow but her whole digital life and business has been corrupted.

12.12.2025 01:31 👍 20 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 3

If he’s in the mood to argue with all the people who Clearly Are Not Smart Enough to Be Rich, yeah. But probably not.

12.12.2025 01:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today I learned that rich people have no idea how US health insurance and laws like EMTALA actually work.

Okay, I didn’t learn that, I already knew. It’s just funny to me that he came right out and said so and doesn’t have the self-respect to delete it.

12.12.2025 00:40 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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a cartoon of jerry in a tuxedo says " thank you " Alt: Jerry the Mouse from the “Tom & Jerry” cartoons standing in a spotlight on a stage, dressed in a tuxedo, and bowing to each side, which is captioned "Thank you, thank you".
11.12.2025 23:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Duck à l’orange, if you will.

11.12.2025 22:46 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Far too many men will be unable to figure this logo out.

11.12.2025 17:41 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Director, Product Engineering New York City, United States; Remote, United States

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11.12.2025 15:17 👍 83 🔁 50 💬 1 📌 3

I remember doing the deal for Epic Mickey, and Bob Iger shooting laser beams out his eyes at me in the Disney dining room. “Don’t let this video game fuck up Mickey.”

Oh well. That’s over.

11.12.2025 16:31 👍 3149 🔁 865 💬 36 📌 8

ROU Irrational Exuberance

11.12.2025 15:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoops! You are entirely correct, and I wish now I could edit my post like on Mastodon to make note of that fact.

11.12.2025 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a group of men are standing on top of a building talking to each other . Alt: A group of men in classic 1970s cop show attire (and wigs and fake handlebar mustaches) are standing on top of a building. The camera quickly zooms in on one, who turns and points directly into the camera. From The Beastie Boys’ music video for the song “Sabotage”.
11.12.2025 02:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Inflation calculator Check how prices in the UK have changed since 1209

I’m going to be that other guy. £15 in 1843 is equivalent to around £1,660 today (per www.bankofengland.co.uk/monetary-pol...). That’s $2,222, or $55.55 an hour assuming 40 hours. At 60 hours a week and no vacation time, it’s still $37/hour, and $155,400/year.

11.12.2025 02:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Given the extent to which these jabronis and their cultists fetishize Imperial Rome, I’m surprised he didn’t order a switch to Trajan.

10.12.2025 05:27 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Meh.

10.12.2025 05:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the first I’ve heard that I have one! Still not judging you, though, so you can stop looking at me like that.

10.12.2025 02:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted

10.12.2025 01:17 👍 6259 🔁 1299 💬 318 📌 88
LED Christmas lights which don't hurt the eyes: it finally happened!
LED Christmas lights which don't hurt the eyes: it finally happened! YouTube video by Technology Connections

Supposedly the Vintaglo line fixes things, though I haven’t actually laid eyes on them myself. youtu.be/qSFNufruSKw

10.12.2025 02:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

09.12.2025 17:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An age assurance dialog that requires “an accurate date of birth to use Bluesky”.  The only other option is to log out.

An age assurance dialog that requires “an accurate date of birth to use Bluesky”. The only other option is to log out.

This is what I’m getting when trying to use Bluesky on desktop, so on the assumption that this will spread to the mobile client, it looks as if my time here will be coming to a close. Ah well. As Kermit the Frog once said, “Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it.”

09.12.2025 16:59 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

For *vastly* different reasons, “The Piano” (the soundtrack to which I nevertheless adore) and “Beasts of the Southern Wild”.

09.12.2025 15:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I am finally victorious and my ideological enemies thwarted, all who opposed me shall be lined up and dutifully distributed their equitable share of the rights I fought for and they so vigorously opposed, because That Was The Fucking Point

09.12.2025 00:50 👍 586 🔁 172 💬 1 📌 0

On your diaphragm, most likely. Expansion of the uterus can interfere with it, making it difficult to draw deep or full breaths. Hang in there!

08.12.2025 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0