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Keep all your potatoes in one room in a big fuck-off pile. CowboyandCricket.com Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/4cq4p Greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lahu62iykvd5bits4ho6csy/feed/aaaoxnv5gh3ja

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This is so fucking horrifying and unacceptable. This guy needs to lose his job and also be thrown into a briar patch.

11.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey folks who flush every time they make a noise while pooping STOP THAT you’re wasting so much water and nobody cares and if they do they’re the ones being rude

11.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m on a work trip and I mentioned to a colleague that I have a couple friends who do stand up and they thought it was *cool*

Amazing world we live in

11.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna be honest that’s exactly what I thought a game dev looked like

10.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For what do you hunger? 🐝

09.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1213 πŸ” 380 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
Cory Booker
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I understand ur frustration.More teams coming in 2help. Please let me know what I can do 2help in the meantime u can DM me @BIG_BOOBS_CARLY
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Cory Booker @CoryBooker β€’ Nov 6, 2012 ... Yes. RT @_Take_This_Dick: Do Newark Public Schools Have School Tomorrow? 17 LT 182 283 il Cory Booker @CoryBooker β€’ Aug 30, 2011 Replying to @Jah2Raw4Yall Good 2 meet u. Thanks for your patience RT @AgentSick_Fuck So me and @liv_neverPG jus met @corybooker cool down to earth guy #underwood ... 135 6 =l 企 Cory Booker @CoryBooker β€’ Nov 3, 2012 RT @BIG_BOOBS_CARLY: this is crazy the south word to be exact saint james & ther areas around it had no power since mon i have a cold and we ... 5 {7 23 25 =l 贝 企 Cory Booker @CoryBooker β€’ Nov 3, 2012 ... Replying to @BIG_BOOBS_CARLY I understand ur frustration.More teams coming in 2help. Please let me know what I can do 2help in the meantime u can DM me @BIG_BOOBS_CARLY 74 LT 1.1K 1.7K =l δΈͺ

Anyways the best thing he did as a politician was to listen to his constituents as Mayor of Newark even if they had really funny names

09.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

The man next to me is watching a Facebook video called β€œpopcorn saved me from an abuser”

09.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the real draw is it’d let me have a third monitor without as much desk space just a little bit

09.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

need to figure out something to do that isnt looking at this website

08.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s so cooool I want oneeee

09.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aw man I have one but it only does the west side

09.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫑

08.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 5686 πŸ” 1059 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 51
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Tom Hardy feeds his dog spicy food every day

"I don't like him"

(Source: tinyurl.com/y9mpcsp5)

08.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 279 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Is that a third vertical widescreen monitor????

09.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s amazing how many people wil have a long and long FaceTime in a public place where everyone is tired and bored

09.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a criminal doing crime

09.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never put my phone on airplane mode

09.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That was damn good. I haven’t had pinkberry in at least 10 years. Pomegranate yogurt with mango pineapple coconut and strawberry

08.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a pinkberry in this airport and I’m trying to calculate how long it’ll take me to get and eat before I board but after I charge my switch as much as possible

08.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was one when I booked it

08.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only 4 more hours!!!

08.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A post from what should I do with on Reddit where someone has taken a pic of a random smattering of legos

A post from what should I do with on Reddit where someone has taken a pic of a random smattering of legos

First comment thread on the same post

Commenter: Will it spaceship??
Op: no
Op: they are pieces about construction I guess 
Commenter from before: yeah bro legos ain’t for you

First comment thread on the same post Commenter: Will it spaceship?? Op: no Op: they are pieces about construction I guess Commenter from before: yeah bro legos ain’t for you

Slam dunk

08.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of the many crimes committed by maga Barbies (war, bigotry and other) I’m currently witnessing another which is droves of women with warm toned skin and cool toned blonde hair. You look so bad, girly

08.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now for just a quick 6 hours in the airport because flying is hell and everyone is a demon

08.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Were dropping people off the cliff side if you don’t pay for their parachute you’re killing them

08.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your Data Will Be Used Against You (and not just by ICE/CPB). All these technologies will make their way to ordinary law enforcement.

08.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

I enjoyed it very much

08.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh it was great

08.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI research:

Researcher: Claude, please eat ten hamburgers.

Claude: Done! I have eaten ten hamburgers. The first two were delicious, but after that I began to experience bloating and the meat sweats.

Headline: Anthropic Says Claude has "A Fully Developed Digestive System"

07.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 1381 πŸ” 390 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 12
Stillbild frΓ₯n en TikTok-video. Vi ser ΓΆvre delen av en ung mans ansikte. 
Γ–ver bilden Γ€r texten: "America will bomb your country until there's nothing left, then come back 20 years later and make a movie about how sad their soldiers got from doing it

Stillbild frΓ₯n en TikTok-video. Vi ser ΓΆvre delen av en ung mans ansikte. Γ–ver bilden Γ€r texten: "America will bomb your country until there's nothing left, then come back 20 years later and make a movie about how sad their soldiers got from doing it

06.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0