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exposing raccoons to human artifacts is basically just slow-motion uplifting

People died, Gavin.

yeah, the dental fillings don't work anymore. there's too much wireless interference.

our ancestral homeland

there are medical-grade buttplugs, usually not eligible for hsa/fsa though

this reminds me of when i bought $100 worth of chicken mcnuggets for a cellular phone store store on microsoft’s dime

the workers at the mcdonald’s were both confused and alarmed

ah, but what of my secret third reason?

there is a lot going on here but i do want to point out that the table legs are just upturned barstools

Kater Georgie liegt auf dem Rücken in seinem Kratzbaum, es sind nur die Hinterpfoten zu sehen

Katzen, die Definition von Anmut:

they explicitly did this to show off the box because they think putting it in a box makes it taste better

phenomenal

no pedantry, even

no presenter needed, the fellowship simply did not have air superiority

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

This is known in psychology circles as a "fucked-up coping mechanism."

doctor. now.

the lower-left corner of a windows desktop. the wallpaper is set to Bliss. there's a little png file of a tiberium growth sitting on the hill.

current desktop status

DC K.O. is getting weird

Maybe they just mean they’ll take 25% off the size of the shoe

florsheim sent a letter to me with a 25% discount code and i can't tell whether they've read the room or not

a screenshot of the microsoft outlook grammar checker suggesting that i should remove a load-bearing noun from a sentence.

thanks, microsoft. great job.

Windows 11 has an updated Minesweeper game

we’ve all been there

I'm working on a grand unified theory of betting markets and AIS ship tracking and asset destruction and oh god damnit this is just Hackers all over again

the windows context menu for a powerpoint file. of the top four options, two are to "ask copilot" which makes absolutely no sense in this context

istg

a wizard with a point hat, long thick white beard, is sitting in a chair, hold a joystick, looking kinda immersed but also kinda evil. an owl is perched on the upper edge of his chair. a cat is peaking out from behind the chair. behind him is some darkness, a window, a book case with a candle and a skull on it (and books). text font: relax with a merlin game!

merlin software, print ad, imagery (1984) archive.org/details/Comp...

intrusive thought; make vanilla ice cream except replace the vanilla extract with maggi seasoning

"hey, you like my shoes? i'll get you a pair, they'll be at your house tomorrow" is unfortunately trump at his most hank scorpio coded

Ao fundo um homem de calça preta e camiseta branca de costas pra foto tirando uma foto de uma mulher usando um sobretudo bege e calça preta agachada posando pra foto logo à frente de duas estátuas de gatinhos meio humanóides que devem ser personagem de algum desenho e do outro lado mais perto da foto um gato cinza rajado correndo parado no ar com as patas da frente aberta de frente pra foto caçando um gato laranja que tá correndo de frente pra foto à toda velocidade

Caos