“it is easier for 29 people to all sit on one person’s face than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven” - jesus
“it is easier for 29 people to all sit on one person’s face than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven” - jesus
Me
Jenni & Diablo ❤️
Me
Me and the son chillin #blackcat
I keep applying for fucking jobs- getting interviews- even being told I’m the best applicant they have- then ghosted. Wtf is going on???
I give it 5, maybe 7 years before @supremenyc.bsky.social makes a loaf of rye bread and slaps an iconic logo on it and sells it for $80.
This is what my wife & cat looks like #blackcats #wife #shesnotbald
HOW DO I EXPLAIN TO MY CAT THAT HE CAN’T DRINK RUM & DIET⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Me and the bestie, Diablo #blackcat
Why does everyone give him their fucking trophies?
Hehe grampa 🤭
If I could remarry my wife 100 times over I would!! What a fuckin babe wow‼️ #ilovemywife
Me and Diablo chilling
My backup camera had a message for me
I wish I was a cat
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/
happy valentines’s day💘
What do you and Trump talk about? The struggle of finding a good makeup artist after alienating the LGBTQ+ community.
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-nicki-minaj/
I heard there’s a special place where boys and pups can be queens every single day
I’m gonna do karaoke tonight I think—-
Should I do:
*I was dancing in the Lesbian Bar* - Johnathan richman
Or
*When you Were Young* - the Killers
#pleasehelp #question #karaoke
I think I’m gonna make another #zine this week 😏
I have a cpl topics and themes buzzing around in my head 🤡
Just need to get the ole laptop up & running 🫃
Call for me
This fucking bird knows something abt me
We don’t have to accept this world
Cat in the box #blackcats
I might be a schizophrenic alcoholic but I’m not a porn star
When I die, I may not go to heaven. I don’t know if they let clowns in.