i try to keep it stupid here but man i can't wait til a dog bites my coworker's dick off and his wife leaves him (either order, unrelated events)
11.03.2026 20:02
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i try to keep it stupid here but man i can't wait til a dog bites my coworker's dick off and his wife leaves him (either order, unrelated events)
im reeling, thank u for bringing this to my attention
screaming, sending this to all my friends, we're gonna be rich
Stop literally everything.
Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.
fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...
i've decided to become a successful artist, watch this space
y'all are lucky im morally opposed to posting kids on the internet bc my baby nephew is ridiculously cute and in a very funny phase
valentine’s day double feature: crash and possession lol
PANEL 1: An alligator resting its hand on a wheatpaste poster. ALLIGATOR: "I love that some albums still get posters plastered up around the city." PANEL 2: The alligator reading a tabloid newspaper. ALLIGATOR: "I love to still encounter a print alt-weekly, a record store, a parks department softball game, a bar whose sign is just a plastic Old Style logo, a specialty store, a phone book, a storefront theater, a repair shop." PANEL 3: The alligator crawling along on the sidewalk. ALLIGATOR: "All the signs that, as Frank O'Hara once said, "People do not totally _regret_ life." PANEL 4: The alligator eating a slice of cherry pie in a diner. ALLIGATOR: "Blessed be the website that still maintains an RSS feed. Blessed be the cassette label, the zine, the house show, the 24-hour Greek diner that still keeps dragging itself into a future across merciless concrete." PANEL 5: The alligator now drinking coffee after finishing the pie. ALLIGATOR: "I got too sincere there, wrote half a dozen final panels and am now giving up. Such is the lovely inefficiency of life."
in danger and invulnerable
www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
I LOVE HER
oh and i got a little white lies subscription for christmas this year!! magazines!!!
aaaabsolutely
i've got the itch to go to one of the solid magazine stands and space out/spend too much money
also i wanna make one
i have been feverishly thinking about magazines all afternoon and here you are pulling through with the thoughtfulness and the recommendations
cannot believe in order to eat i must first make food
ordered new glasses updated personality incoming
i need everyone to get a little less irony poisoned so i can understand what you mean for real i'm so lost
incredible find, incredible deal
GODDAMN
saaaaaaame it’s been so long!!!!
all problems can be solved with needle nose pliers and binder clips
what’s in my bag is edc for the girlies
hell yeah i did
the thing about leaving the house at 1130 to go out is some people have already entered creature hours
i did not kms but at what cost
i respect your year of no art posting so much but IM SO HAPPY TO SEEEEEE IIIIIITTTTTTT
i’m helping my buddy move because i love my friends and would die for them but we now have to unload the truck we just loaded and i’m gonna kms
no YOU
i love nye and halloween the days you dress up and party with your friends and don't have to call your parents
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVEEEEEEEEE
my last two brain cells
