This shoe story is amazing--like it seems fake, and is unforgettable--because it is literally "The Emperor's New Clothes" except all the courtiers are naked too, and are planning to run for emperor in 2028
A military assessment suggests a U.S. Tomahawk cruise missile was responsible for at least 165 deaths at an Iranian girls' school, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly. n.pr/4biTu17
Homer simpson in a tar pit "first i'll just reach in and pull my legs out. Now I'll pull my arms out with my face"
American foreign policy
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
"Did it bridge generational gaps? -yes, regretably it did. Did it improve happiness? -a resounding no"
This is false.
Jamal Harrison Bryant, a Megachurch pastor, has said the boycott is over. He is not leaders, plural. He and his church were not the ones to start the calls for boycott.
Nekima Levy Armstrong, who founded the Racial Justice Network, and other Minnesota civil rights activists were.
Very excited that we're somehow getting another day of discourse out of The Florsheim Affair, one of the most delightful stories of this awful last year and change. Keep on clompin' boys! defector.com/report-presi...
@blumenthal.senate.gov are you an actual stupid person
There doesn’t seem to be a better explanation
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
Paging Dr. Dickhead @jaketapper.bsky.social
NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.
Truly a perfect news alert
Header: Mamdani Chooses His Words Carefully After Alleged Terror Attack: Mayor Zohran Mamdani has been spare in his remarks following the attempted bombing at Gracie Mansion and arrests of two men who said they were motivated by ISIS.
Man it’s so fucking obvious when the times hates a politician.
"Ditchwater has the highest naturally-occuring ratio of gut-friendy probiotics out of all stagnant water reserves" -RFK Jr
Can’t beat Orwell in this metric
What if I told you that Platner’s best friend and mentor for decades was none other than Ellie Weisel?!? What then???
lol I think his exact phrasing was “what if I told you tha Platner’s wife is Jewish” so maybe he was just seeing what effect it would have
In this particular case it was because they had never seen a human being move so quickly before so it was the work of the devil
And peemis
Narrator: But was not, in fact, domesticated by Iran
I think “hoping voters don’t see through lip service” is an excellent encapsulation of the long-term strategy- new official DNC slogan @kenmartin.bsky.social?!?
Hmmm what can I do for a living that will make everyone immediately dislike me
I dunno, if I were Jeffrey Goldberg, author of "How Did I Get Iraq Wrong?' (2008), I might pause for a moment before cheerleading another war in the same region.
Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas.
"He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I’m fairly certain an AI holographic projection of Trump would win the 2028 GOP nomination over JD Vance or anyone else. No one else can keep that coalition together.
🚨🚨🚨URGENTE🚨🚨🚨
*almost*
He does seem almost sympathetically in over his head
