13.03.2026 16:40
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Just looks like an Arsenal corner routine to me
Looks like your dad to me, getting some money back for the expensive roast he’s dished out on
I bet she’s fun at parties
Posh places sometimes limit the veg you are allowed, you don’t get that at a Toby, where a vital life skill is learned in piling as much as you can on your plate and walking it back to your seat without spillage
Can I be the airmen in Allo Allo, living in Whicker baskets or the back of the piano and popping out to say hello now and then? If not, I’m not in, im not answering your calls or texts, I’m washing my hair
To Robert
This has nothing on the bench in the middle of the A441 in Cotteridge that looks at the KFC
These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share.
*one voice altered to disguise identity
Serves you right for not drinking it yourself
I once bumped into my bosses boss on Colmore Row after an all nighter, I had sunglasses on but the sun wasn’t out, he chatted to me for a bit and I thought I was going to get fired on Monday in my sleepless paranoid state. He told my boss I was a great lad, Zahawi would have called Brum dangerous
It’s almost like they are speaking another language
My manager 🩵
He should be on “call me wanker”
I’m worried this was on the Aston expressway and you caused a tail back (I say worried I mean hope)
That’s why I’m having it done, always wanted a choad
What me shitting Eddie Edwards? I needed a rubber ring to shit down for weeks.
I’m injecting my penis to gain an advantage and taking on the ski jump, reckon I could make it to the flat but, Eddie Edwards? I shit him
Having an eternally itching arsehole is no laughing matter
Not as bad as supergluing your arse cheeks together though
I did this, this week and of course when I finally got the top off I stuck my fingers together. About as funny as having a continual itchy arsehole
