If you find yourself following someone who is called woke ginger or pissed off nurse or whatever, they’re not your ally. Your ally is someone with an obscure Pokémon avatar called like ant piss aficionado
Oh fuck here comes the semi hollow electric, this shit is soulful *and* rockin, even if the drummer is clearly being paid in beer
Something eternal about an acoustic duo of guy in a flat cap playing a cutaway dreadnaught and the drummer in a cannibal corpse shirt
I think a big part of the derangement of the average American is that they see people on their phone who are lying about how successful they are, believe that they're telling the truth, and then get mad that they aren't that successful right now.
Do not consume this medication before, or after, interacting with the news
its shocking and almost repulsive to see these guys struggling to croak out sounds that an actual public servant might make. they must really be fucked
Can you ghost a knife? Asking for the leather roll in my fancy tools cabinet
Otak-nothankyou
This needs to be immortalized.
searching the collection on your iphone, a shameful autocorrect
“We allow justly that the Holocaust has permanently altered the consciousness of our time: Why do we not accord the same epistemological mutation in what imperialism has done, and what Orientalism continues to do?”
Edward Said
trump and biden both gonna croak on the same day like john adams and thomas jefferson
…says the former PMC contractor, presumably miffed he doesn’t have an angle on making it worse for profit?
Says something about the user base of this website that multiple people have now said that they thought this was a picture of Paul Scheer
i remain serious about getting the hainer's recipe, y'all, and backyard testing a couple dozen
You must observe and document the home version, I’m afraid. Plus they miss you.
welcome to immortality! enjoy your living death.
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The only thing that can ameliorate the global malaise is Sabrina Carpenter eating a whole bag of pigeons on stage
one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules
New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."
Big text says "Do you feel out of control? Spiraling? Unable to quiet your mind and stop endlessly looking for new novel stimuli to drown it out? Check out Mert! The Tiny Dog who lives in a landfill! Spend some time just really looking at him. Stare at him for 10 minutes" Then there is a drawing of a small, somewhat anthropomorphic dog sitting in a pile of trashbags saying "hello, I'm Mert. I would prefer you didn't look at me. I cannot solve your problems and it is cruel to expect me to." Further text at the bottom says "he might protest but he can't stop you. Give Mert a good long look and feel the peace wash over you. See the world for the first time through Mert's eyes!"
Check Out Mert
For sale: fuck plane, barely used.
Okay but what are we gonna do with the fuck plane now
It’s a wonderful thing that you have enough spare time in your day for such a terrible, terrible take.
BARN DISTRILICT ENTOFORCEMENT is the title of my forthcoming agro-industrial noise project
the next Black Ops game should just be running a simulation of running a small literary magazine in 1950s Europe
microphone, pop filter, and interface Never Used Podcast Equipment
did it in four words hemmingway
we need this.
