Not sure I’d call him a celebrity mind more of a well known cunt.

Kelvin mckenzie that fat sweaty rat, still one of my greatest ever achievements.

Hahaha

Used to be able to buy bottles of it for less than a quid when I lived in India. As you say dangerous stuff especially when consumed with additional narcotics and alcohol 👀😂

Love to see Curtis get a decent run, feels like it could be his season but such a tough call
Isn’t it

Turkish wools at Galatasaray (a). How has it come to this?

Rather have one off my mum and that’s saying something haha

Get Curtis on

They’re all idiots aren’t they and a major reflection on their owners.

Up the mascots.

Lesson learnt not to listen to idiot builders in the pub, part 2,564 (that ai bot was a bit of an eye opener though)

We will concede at least one.

Haha someone said it in the pub and I don’t do Twitter so thought I’d try on here. Soz.

I’d rather see him led away in chains tbh.

Agreed but dread to think what they’ll retaliate with if it’s true (I only heard it from some idiot at the pub btw)

Hahaha

Okay

Netanyahu dead?

Hahaha why do we do it to ourselves?

Christ that’s scary stuff. Luckily I have at least one dog with cast iron guts, the springers five in May and never seen a vet once or turned his nose up at scrans. Shame he’s a complete fucking idiot but we can’t all be perfect etc…

You didn’t mention you’d collapsed a lung, please tell us more

Haha mine are usually okay but gravy is a definite no no. I suspect they found *something interesting over the park and I’ve ended up paying the price, again.

Sound decision imho

I can't believe that people still haven't learnt that amplifing their nonsense is exactly how and why we are in the messes we are in
It's why they say the outlandish terrible shit

No brekkie for norma Kenny had a pick and scooby iron guts is fine of course

That’ll be the one

Grim times

Soon as I opened my mouth to say do you need to go out she was down the stairs like a rocket. Got downstairs and Kenny had left what can only be described as two foul smelling puddles of mustard on my kitchen floor so that was nice.

Gave the dogs the rest of my roast chicken from Sunday for tea last night. 4am I can feel the queen trembling next to me in bed and you know what they say about shaking dogs.

I think his Apple Watch has exploded