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@twodogslfc

Dogs motorbikes and pubs #jft97

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Wait til the dj lashes kool and the gang on.

11.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kind of cats v dogs content we’ve been on blue sky for all along. Their algorithms could be shredded within the next few minutes imo

11.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RG is literally that prick you’ve always hated at work/in life. Fair play to him for monetising his whole personality etc..

11.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Frankie Boyle after zero interactions.
Piers Morgan after a tweet I insulted him with got 8k likes.
Ricky Gervais after I pointed out β€œfreedom of speech” doesn’t give you absolution from criticism when you mock Down syndrome people.

11.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can only doth my cap

11.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure I’d call him a celebrity mind more of a well known cunt.

11.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kelvin mckenzie that fat sweaty rat, still one of my greatest ever achievements.

11.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha

11.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Used to be able to buy bottles of it for less than a quid when I lived in India. As you say dangerous stuff especially when consumed with additional narcotics and alcohol πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚

11.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love to see Curtis get a decent run, feels like it could be his season but such a tough call
Isn’t it

10.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Turkish wools at Galatasaray (a). How has it come to this?

10.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rather have one off my mum and that’s saying something haha

10.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get Curtis on

10.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re all idiots aren’t they and a major reflection on their owners.

10.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Up the mascots.

10.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lesson learnt not to listen to idiot builders in the pub, part 2,564 (that ai bot was a bit of an eye opener though)

10.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We will concede at least one.

10.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha someone said it in the pub and I don’t do Twitter so thought I’d try on here. Soz.

10.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d rather see him led away in chains tbh.

10.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed but dread to think what they’ll retaliate with if it’s true (I only heard it from some idiot at the pub btw)

10.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha

10.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay

10.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Netanyahu dead?

10.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha why do we do it to ourselves?

10.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Christ that’s scary stuff. Luckily I have at least one dog with cast iron guts, the springers five in May and never seen a vet once or turned his nose up at scrans. Shame he’s a complete fucking idiot but we can’t all be perfect etc…

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You didn’t mention you’d collapsed a lung, please tell us more

10.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha mine are usually okay but gravy is a definite no no. I suspect they found *something interesting over the park and I’ve ended up paying the price, again.

10.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0