Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷

I'm just happy it wasn't the US team
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What a pisser

THE FORGED #10 NEW STORY ARC

SCIMITAR-3 deploys back onto your LCS shelves at long last for its final six double + sized heavy metal issues. Vive le Victory! imagecomics.com/comics/relea...

Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 is currenty 3-0 in the World Baseball Classic after defeating Colombia, our co-founders of reggaetón Panamá, and our sister flag, Cuba 🇨🇺. Next game is tomorrow against [squints checking schedule] Canadá?? Okay so let's go ahead and call it 4-0

I know the whole promo by heart. If I could talk a karaoke place into putting it up onscreen I could do the whole thing over the mic. Some people can quote Shakespeare, but not I

This is how I access bluesky

"Wouldst thou like to live más" meme featuring Anya Taylor Joy talking to Black Phillip (offscreen) in The VVitch

I pray to God she never finds out

The atrocities my wife brings home in her ongoing exploration of the narrow boundaries between pleasure and pain

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a post by Alejandro Arbona: [David Letterman voice] "fraudulent labubu"

Stayed up till 2, which means I stayed up till 3. Fuck this

Yeah, let me say it, yeah, let me say it out loud. And let me POINT! To the PRESIDENT! Of the World Timekeeping Federation, the Macho Man Randy Savage is not happy with your decision.

We have such flavor-blasts to show you

Ceno-Bites, if you will

My wife craves snacks so bold and transgressive that she would summon the Cenobites if she could

The US will bomb your country and then 20 years later make movies about how it made their targeting computer sad

[five minutes later] We regret to inform you that Baby Jane Doe is racist

31 years ago today, Krusty the Clown first mentioned saying “the quiet part loud,” an expression which has since gone on to widespread usage.

#TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

Advertisement featuring the Lake Yellowwood Slaughter cover art by Suspiria Vilchez, with copy reading: FORBIDDEN PLANET NEW YORK CITY Meet Lake Yellowwood Slaughter writer Alejandro Arbona A throwback summer camp slasher in a giallo vein with a 1980s yuppie twist Thursday, March 5th 5:00–8:45 PM 212.473.1576 | 832 Broadway, New York NY 10003 | www.fpnyc.com

TODAY!! I'll be at the great Forbidden Planet @fpnyc.bsky.social from 5 till closing to sign LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER and anything else anyone brings me. Plus you can order the book from Forbidden Planet online SIGNED and they'll ship it to you! Come say hi!

Every time I see that motherfucker's shiny-ass dome I remember John Cazale's beatiful egg head in Dog Day Afternoon if you know what I mean

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Whhhaaaaaa a a a a a a ttt

Andrew Wheeler brought Jacopo with him when they contributed a wonderful Nicky & Joe story for the first issue of the Old Guard anthology in 2021. I didn't know Jacopo before then, his work was a revelation and, more importantly, he was so nice and great to work with.

¡Cerveza Cristal!

Leading lunch experts agree: two orders of dumplings "hits the spot." Any kind, you pick. Two orders. Hits the spot.

🚨SIGNING ALERT🚨

Tomorrow, March 5 from 5pm to closing LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER writer @alejandrobot.com will be signing at Forbidden Planet NYC!

Drop on in and say hi for great deals on the book, T-Shirts, posters, and Comics Against All Odds!
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