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Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman

@kdbyproxy

I used to write laws… then I invented Knee Defender. ex-HPSCI, ex-Senate tech, taxes, trade/FP, ethics, antitrust… crime & even reputed parliamentarian

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"Miscalculated" is generous.

11.03.2026 03:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not that he'd listen, but as staff, your job literally to deliver the bad news and propose solutions.

11.03.2026 03:43 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Put Al Gore at the top of that list.

11.03.2026 03:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@ringwiss.bsky.social

My kingdom for the meaning of a day.

11.03.2026 03:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Bam Adebayo scores 83, second-most points in NBA history Bam Adebayo scored the most points since Wilt Chamberlain's iconic 100-point game in 1962 as the Miami Heat star went for 83 points in a blowout win over the Wizards.

Wait......What?https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/48168997/bam-adebayo-scores-83-second-most-points-nba-history

11.03.2026 02:38 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Dunno, but seems likely she's often telecommuting.

11.03.2026 02:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He'll call it that like he uses the YMCA song at his rallies.

11.03.2026 00:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And you don't go into "course-correction mode" because something you did was "viewed" to be overzealous.

11.03.2026 00:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If DOJ had any brains, they'd move to strike for improperly named party.

10.03.2026 22:38 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Click through to The Atlantic piece.

bsky.app/profile/thea...

10.03.2026 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If, as Republicans claim, much of DHS is now shut down b/c Democrats, how is DHS able to spare HSI agents – hard-pressed doing child exploitation, human trafficking, and cybercrime investigations – to send them to Arizona to investigate (BS) allegations of election irregularities from 6 YEARS AGO?

10.03.2026 22:23 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of a browser window
URL says: www.ice.gov/hsi/investigate
Then in the window
Homeland Security Investigations
Below that, in large letters, "HSI".
Below that is an HSI "Special Agent" gold badge.
In two columns on each side of that badge, a list:
CHILD EXPLOITATION
CULTURAL PROPERTY, ART, AND ANTIQUITIES SMUGGLING
CYBERCRIME
FINANCIAL CRIMES
HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS AND WAR CRIMES
HUMAN SMUGGLING
HUMAN TRAFFICKING
IDENTITY AND BENEFIT FRAUD
ILLEGAL TECHNOLOGY PROCUREMENT AND SANCTIONS VIOLATIONS
INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY THEFT AND COMMERCIAL FRAUD
LABOR EXPLOITATION
NARCOTICS SMUGGLING
TERRORISM AND NATIONAL SECURITY THREATS
TRANSNATIONAL GANGS
WEAPONS TRAFFICKING
WILDLIFE TRAFFICKING

Screenshot of a browser window URL says: www.ice.gov/hsi/investigate Then in the window Homeland Security Investigations Below that, in large letters, "HSI". Below that is an HSI "Special Agent" gold badge. In two columns on each side of that badge, a list: CHILD EXPLOITATION CULTURAL PROPERTY, ART, AND ANTIQUITIES SMUGGLING CYBERCRIME FINANCIAL CRIMES HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS AND WAR CRIMES HUMAN SMUGGLING HUMAN TRAFFICKING IDENTITY AND BENEFIT FRAUD ILLEGAL TECHNOLOGY PROCUREMENT AND SANCTIONS VIOLATIONS INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY THEFT AND COMMERCIAL FRAUD LABOR EXPLOITATION NARCOTICS SMUGGLING TERRORISM AND NATIONAL SECURITY THREATS TRANSNATIONAL GANGS WEAPONS TRAFFICKING WILDLIFE TRAFFICKING

So HSI (w/in ICE, w/in DHS) is doing an election investigation, while FBI CT and CI agents are doing immigration enforcement, and JAG lawyers are in federal court doing habeas cases.

And for anyone wondering: Per the "What we investigate" page at the ICE website, "Elections" is not on the HSI list.

10.03.2026 21:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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The President Donald J Trump-Le Petomane War Supplemental

10.03.2026 21:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

… and the chair states, "without objection" the motion is agreed to.

Then Biden starts his remarks– Whoops. Foreign Relations Cmte Chair Pell (D-RI) asks UC the agreement to the motion be vitiated. "Without objection, it is so ordered." Pell then asks UC to proceed to the very same bill. 😀

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10.03.2026 21:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In which we find a cite to this, which may be filed under "Odd Moments in Senate Motions to Proceed History".

Sen Biden (D-DE), a tad inartfully, makes a motion to proceed to a bill, agree to a committee amendment to it, and pass the bill. The chair states the question as a motion to proceed…

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10.03.2026 21:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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FUN FIND from CRS: Motions to Proceed to Consider Measures in the Senate: Who Offers Them?

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www.congress.gov/crs_external...

10.03.2026 21:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dems should offer an amendment to the bill's short title to make it the "War Supplemental Appropriations Act of 2026".

ALT: The "Donald J Trump War Supplemental Appropriations Act of 2026"

10.03.2026 20:31 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Don't have the votes to proceed? 🤯🤯🤯

bsky.app/profile/jami...

10.03.2026 18:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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TRUMP: 'I really believe' Putin 'means it' when he says Russia didn't interfere in the election Trump has repeatedly cast doubt on the CIA, NSA, and FBI's assessment of Russia's interference.

If past is prolog
Nov 11, 2017,
TRUMP: 'I really believe' Putin 'means it' when he says Russia didn't interfere in the election
www.businessinsider.com/trump-i-real...

10.03.2026 17:37 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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... thus revealing why such UC agreements were often called "time agreements".

Why the chair asked, "Is there objection to consideration of the bill?"? 🤔

Oddly, I was unable to find where the time agreement on HR 15586 was entered into. Mentions, yes. Entered into, no. 🤷🏻‍♂️

#SRules
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10.03.2026 17:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I decided to check the Record for the unanimous consent agreement (UC) mentioned in what @ringwiss.bsky.social posted from June 30, 1972 – just to be sure about what "etc." meant. ✅
> Note there is no limit on amendments that may be offered, just a limit on debate time for any that are offered…

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10.03.2026 17:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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TIL: Bluesky is pronounced bloo-ski.*

(* – that is, according to Sen John Kennedy (R-LA))

10.03.2026 17:23 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 2

“Don’t ever be the first to stop applauding.”

-- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, writing about the unfortunate director of the local paper factory

mannerofspeaking.org/2010/05/12/s...

10.03.2026 13:45 👍 2228 🔁 674 💬 77 📌 17

Good times.*

(* – no, I wasn't there back then, but the Senate was still that way when I started working there; AND (tbc) it was still that way when I left!)

10.03.2026 15:16 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

You would think that being able to consider nominations en bloc would have freed up that precious, precious floor time for proper consideration of legislation.

10.03.2026 14:34 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
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Today in... News You Can't Use

"CIA faces furious backlash after hidden document with potential cure for cancer is declassified," claims the Daily Mail.

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...

10.03.2026 13:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To prepare your plumbing for Quantum dishwasher detergent?

bsky.app/profile/mcne...

10.03.2026 13:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cc: secretary of defense hegseth

10.03.2026 13:17 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Among the things that's going on is Mamdani is being judged against the WILDLY inappropriate practice of Trump, Bondi, Kash, Noem, et al, publicly weighing in on matters that involve criminal charges.

A political leader SHOULD NOT get ahead of investigations. Trump routinely does.

10.03.2026 12:56 👍 467 🔁 130 💬 9 📌 2