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So we're all smarter than the Bank of America securities head of US Equity and Quantitative Strategy?
The Supreme Court has finally announced that Donald Trump’s stupid, illegal tariffs were, in fact, stupid and illegal. Now every company in America is lining up to get a big fat tariff refund from the federal government. But who actually paid those tariffs? YOU did, because America’s big retailers marked everything up. So shouldn’t YOU get the refund? Not a bunch of corporate dipshits and douchebags? Cards Against Humanity thinks so. That’s why we are giving 100% of our tariff refund back to all of you, our customers. Sign up now at GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com.
GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com
IYKYK. 😂
I haven’t used the Opera browser in a very long time (and won’t be soon because fuck AI), but this is cool. web-rewind.com
“So now we can officially say that tonight is our last reg episode of The Last Drive-In. The series ends tonight, but we have 4 more holiday specials coming your way throughout this year. Thank you infinitely much to everyone who’s been on this insane journey w us. 🙏 🖤🖤”
A message from @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social:
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
We should reckon with the idea that Americans are so fucking dumb that we booted out the party that saved the country after Covid and created the best economic recovery in the world in favor of a con man who said he would use racism and magic to make everything cheaper and jobs plentiful.
Wil Wheaton posted to his blog and I only just now got to reading it, (because…. waves at the general state of the world).
You might also really enjoy and appreciate his “story behind the story” of this photo:
Thank you, Wil.
@wilwheaton.net
wilwheaton.net/2026/02/seve...
Kicking ICE Barbie to the curb changes nothing. Melt. It. All. 🤨
Midsummer Scream 2026 theme reveal this Thursday.
Midsummer Scream, the world's largest Halloween and horror convention, returns to the Long Beach Convention Center, August 7-9, 2026. Passes now on sale.
Diagnostic sent from my phone.
I just installed the update from the App Store, and now after connecting pinch/zoom doesn’t work on either device. Tapping on windows/buttons works, so does the keyboard. I just can’t use both thumbs to zoom the way I’m used to.
And also on my iPad, same beta. 🤨
@screensvnc.bsky.social Pinch/zoom seems to be broken after this morning’s Screens update on my iPhone running iOS 26.4 beta 3?
The DOW is crashing. Someone let Pam Bondi know so we can talk about the Epstein Files.
The “Peace President” has now attacked or bombed seven countries (!!) since taking office — Venezuela, Nigeria, Somalia, Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Afghanistan. And that does not count the ongoing extrajudicial killings on the high seas.
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
I may have hit replay just now. More than once. 🤨
So some jerk called the police, who just beat up a disabled Rohingya refugee instead of trying to communicate with him and then charged *him*. He probably thought he was getting jumped since he couldn’t see or understand the cops.
He survived a genocide and ending up getting murdered by CBP.
I used to live tweet shit like the SOTU.
I'm not saying don't follow or watch that from some good people around here. Or the comedy thing that some amaziball posters are doing
Here's why I'm not
And the most delicious cherry on top of that self care, because really ask yourself WHY you'd watch that bullshit LIVE
is how very much Donald Trump cares about how many people watch him
So, don't. Deny him that. You want to directly hurt him, that's how.
I know regulation is dead and everyone is like "but my stonks" but i think if you tell the average person about this shit their eyes will fly out of their skulls.
18.15 times as deadly as a pinto. A literal joke we grew up making to suggest a car was deadly. Gonna have to update our jokes
STOP THE SAVE ACT (Updated)
My new piece is up with lots of info about the SAVE America Act - the version of the SAVE Act that passed the House and is before the Senate this week. This is a MUST READ and then ACT.
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
A parody cover of an old Robert Heinlein science fiction novel. The cover illustration is a blue semi nude woman covered in stars, so the parody title is "stars on my boobs means it's not porn."
Good morning from the golden age of science fiction
#PulpSabotage
You and I are never going to see a penny of that stolen tariff money back, so feel free to enjoy a double helping of schadenfreude over Cheeto’s impotent fury. And hey, maybe today's the day. 🤞🤨
FUCKING NEW JERSEY!!!! Best state in the country!!!
His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today.
Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.
“A federal agent fired shots through the driver’s side window”.
Sound familiar?
That’s exactly how Renee Nicole Good was killed.
This 23 year old lost his life and ICE’s involvement was covered up for a year.
They’re killing people and hiding the evidence.
Absolutely love this video of two 50 y-o women attempting every Winter Olympic sport (and laughing throughout). This is the #Joy we need to cultivate in our lives.
youtu.be/LtwjMsJoOZc?...
He's not a news host. He's a comedian doing a late night comedy show. The fact that his show often has better journalism than actual so-called "news" shows is another matter entirely.
Always nice to know that you’re still not quite old enough to need your kids to solve your tech problems instead of the other way around 😏