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Path Hyena

@pathhyena

Discount grey hyena in Phoenix. Raccoon enthusiast. Engaged to @yorkdork. PInball, board games, Civ games, and regrettable number go up games are guilty pleasures. Paws are neat, I guess.

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I love this mascot. You just asked him if that's covered by your policy and he's like "Idk! What's a policy? Lol"

11.03.2026 12:47 👍 50 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 2

Dang they capped me at one hour

11.03.2026 14:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Hyenas go for the face" even eye applies to eye care, wow!

11.03.2026 05:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have been touching my eyeballs tonight. Maybe I'll have more luck tomorrow. (You can't have contacts here until you can prove you can put them in and take them out in front of a very bored optometrist staffer)

11.03.2026 05:28 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

it's a hyena's prerogative to claw eyes out, entirely understandable

11.03.2026 05:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

crazy, right? I thought it'd show up super early in NY and LA!

11.03.2026 05:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

O.o

11.03.2026 03:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Owie

11.03.2026 02:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow that's tricky. My fingers wanna slip tooooo

11.03.2026 02:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you promise

11.03.2026 01:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For what

11.03.2026 01:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Clearly it does!

11.03.2026 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no lol that's awful

11.03.2026 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A map from pinball map dot com showing locations where the Pokémon pinball machine can be found. It's dense around Illinois and has gotten as far west as Denver, co.

A map from pinball map dot com showing locations where the Pokémon pinball machine can be found. It's dense around Illinois and has gotten as far west as Denver, co.

It's fun watching the new Stern Pokémon pinball machines pollinate from their home planet of Chicago

11.03.2026 01:04 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Thank you wisdom coyote

11.03.2026 00:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll let you know if I find one

11.03.2026 00:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm impressed you figured it out. Your eyes are so touchable!

11.03.2026 00:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I found by the end of the hour I was so mad at my eye that it was easy to touch but very hard not to blink

11.03.2026 00:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, no they didn't specify did they

11.03.2026 00:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would love to try for hours at home but someone must be qualified to feel mildly bad for me live

11.03.2026 00:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly I bet if I could put the contact on somebody's big toe I would accidentally get them on

11.03.2026 00:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They told me to practice touching my eyeball at home

11.03.2026 00:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I sat in front of several bored professionals as I failed to learn how to put contacts in for an hour, and I go back tomorrow.

Stupid self preservation instincts are stupid

11.03.2026 00:35 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 13 📌 1

WHY IS THE CARTOON DUCK YELLING AT ME AAHHHHH

10.03.2026 21:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what the

THAT'S NOT EVEN ON THE CHART

10.03.2026 20:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm so late to this party

10.03.2026 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This sounds so threatening

10.03.2026 18:17 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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For #MacroMarch today, a really special piece! My first art from Jimmy :D

With @pathhyena.bsky.social :D

🎨: @mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social

10.03.2026 12:27 👍 65 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0

Yes my job goes from starting at 8am to starting at 7am I hate it

09.03.2026 01:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes and yes it's kind of neat except I still work on central time

08.03.2026 20:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0