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Discount grey hyena in Phoenix. Raccoon enthusiast. Engaged to @yorkdork. PInball, board games, Civ games, and regrettable number go up games are guilty pleasures. Paws are neat, I guess.

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Depends on the region

11.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would love that but they want me to wait until my eyes stop getting worse every year

11.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn

11.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And they feel good all month? Is the last week noticeable?

11.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I loooove his colors

11.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The most plastic I can find

11.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What kind do you wear?

11.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We did it boys, I put the magic lenses on my eyeballs. It's very weird.

11.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The weirdest game genie code

11.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking up and rolling my eye up helped a lot. More important was practicing touching your eye at home until your brain realizes it doesn't explode. (Clean finger with saline on it). It took some training.

11.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love this mascot. You just asked him if that's covered by your policy and he's like "Idk! What's a policy? Lol"

11.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Dang they capped me at one hour

11.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hyenas go for the face" even eye applies to eye care, wow!

11.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have been touching my eyeballs tonight. Maybe I'll have more luck tomorrow. (You can't have contacts here until you can prove you can put them in and take them out in front of a very bored optometrist staffer)

11.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

it's a hyena's prerogative to claw eyes out, entirely understandable

11.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

crazy, right? I thought it'd show up super early in NY and LA!

11.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

O.o

11.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Owie

11.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow that's tricky. My fingers wanna slip tooooo

11.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you promise

11.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For what

11.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly it does!

11.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no lol that's awful

11.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A map from pinball map dot com showing locations where the PokΓ©mon pinball machine can be found.  It's dense around Illinois and has gotten as far west as Denver, co.

A map from pinball map dot com showing locations where the PokΓ©mon pinball machine can be found. It's dense around Illinois and has gotten as far west as Denver, co.

It's fun watching the new Stern PokΓ©mon pinball machines pollinate from their home planet of Chicago

11.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you wisdom coyote

11.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll let you know if I find one

11.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm impressed you figured it out. Your eyes are so touchable!

11.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I found by the end of the hour I was so mad at my eye that it was easy to touch but very hard not to blink

11.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, no they didn't specify did they

11.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would love to try for hours at home but someone must be qualified to feel mildly bad for me live

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0