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10.03.2026 22:59
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lmao
apparently stonewall jackson was a devout christian - as long as god™ didn’t ask him to free anybody
How many pairs of nail clippers does one person need and why is it 27?
Worked out by running from a bee.
Me: Party’s over. You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.
Mom: I own this house. You just live in the basement. Now put away your action figures- I mean, party guests.
they said sleep on it. i said overthink it (built different)
pipe down richard bunts
he got them turtle shell lookin ass balls
You can treat my face like a Jackson Pollock if you wanna
it’s starting to go viral lol
The best thing about the internet is how everyone understands irony.
couldn’t hurt to try
medicinal making out, is this anything?
they said sleep on it. i said overthink it (built different)
right?
👆🏻😌
upgraded my iPhone so i can scroll Bluesky with no noticeable difference whatsoever
the heart is a lumpy lopsided fist of a muscle yet I have resisted the urge to hit you with it you're welcome
More weed brownies would solve all our problems.
Insecurity is like: do you like me, do you think I’m pretty?
Low self worth is like: you think I’m pretty? There must be something wrong with you if you like me.
Low self esteem is like: you think I’m pretty? I don’t see it.
hang on, is this the face you make when you’re looking at *redacted*
she hillshire on my farms til my meat goes
“So many thoughts, you should post one” is what it says at the bottom of drafts 😡
stfu, drafts 😡
so true
you’re so real for this
An burger
hey girl heyy! gettin you some
which bad bitch got served divorce papers this morning, went and did two back to back interviews, and got offered a job this afternoon?
THIS BAD BITCH 🙋🏻♀️💅
💯 oh healllll ya 🔥🌲