But Terry it’s cold outside

The iron sheik lamenting the big six bias on the telly.

FUCK THE SKYS SPORT #NUFC

I refuse to believe anyone is properly shit nowadays, with what we’ve seen from Joelinton, Murph, Schär…

A BIG WIN ON THE ROAD! 🙌

Rumour has it someone had been drinking when they typed this.

SUGGS! DAMON ALLBRAN! DAVID MELLOR! TIM LOVEJOY! SIR DAVID ATRENBOROUGH! ENGLAND’S BRAVE JOHM TERRNY But crucially not John Major as he’s an Arsenal fan. YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING

Get the fuck in.

the clock has stopped on the sky coverage as we’re playing until Chelsea equalise #nufc

8 minutes added on? #nufc

Fuck me running #nufc

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

Liam has sent in an A4 sheet of instructions because he’s a fucken dork. #CHENEW

And again! What is this?

Rugbyists: if France absolutely fuck England over can Wales finish not last? If so, by how much?

What’s the hooky football shirt site? Just so I can never ever use them.

A decision? In our favour? In this economy? #nufc

The Welsh her over there had interrupted the football for a burst of Land Of My Fathers and I don’t blame her.

What a fucking save from Ramma there #nufc

Big Joe on the bench to give some snap. Maybe Tino in midfield.

Football solidarity suggestion: during the iftar drinks break everyone sings “if you’re happy and you’re Muslim clap your hands” #woke2 #thefootball

All the big clubs have a little huddle with the ref before the match. Your lot just keep it in the changing rooms.

Well in, Murph. Captain my Captain.

THAT’S who the miserable voiced Chelsea cunt is.

Amazed Gordon wasn’t sent off for falling over two strides after the contact.

Missed it. MAGICDARTS’ MAGIC BLADDER STRIKES AGAIN! #nufc

Terry on the phone. Bob looks on while he calls Yakhunt a cunt.

“Hello? Yes I’d like to get a message to Yakhunt on Bluesky… yes I’ll hold. Tell him to go fuck himself”

Liam Rosenior is such a dork. If he wasn’t Chelsea manager I’d love him.

Slip slap slop. And that’s just you later.

Had a couple of accidental
pints with Vix Fuzzbox once. She’s excellent company.

Smash ‘em all

say the line, Monty

Hello And welcome to gardeners world

The class celebrates

Gardener’s world is back