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Steph (Paddock || Shaver)

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Personal account chockablock full of dumb takes. Mamawizard, urgency wrangler + horrible goose. Jira/Yargle/HA enthusiast. Former: Blizzard, Simutronics. Write as Shaver // Work as Paddock on @mtgarena.com (she/her/Braids) More at: http://sdshaver.com

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Calling it now that “bad AI code on production” will be the new “it’s always DNS” for why stuff breaks.

11.03.2026 15:37 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Just waiting for someone to blame their little brother or the intern on one, and then my collection is complete.

11.03.2026 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 20756 🔁 5619 💬 189 📌 352

This whole thread is incredible, but this jumps out.

Incredible. Incredible.

11.03.2026 06:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The whole rig is a heating pad with a temp controller that the ungrateful cat never used, a capped bottle of Kirkland water with a hole in the bottom, and a grow lamp bulb bought on clearance.

(Yes, I printed the tray. But I could easily replicate it with a sheetpan and leftover pots.)

10.03.2026 15:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sew. Sew some seeds.

I also need to see seeds. I love to see them. What can I say.

10.03.2026 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The lamp will get turned on when I see growth.

Probably also gonna dig out a fan to point at them.

Here’s what’s currently in pots. I’m also gonna do the greenhouse milk jug thing again with my cukes.

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A self watering seed tray with a green lid and multiple pots in different colors. A lamp is pointed at the seeds. They’re sitting on a gray heating pad set to 90F

A self watering seed tray with a green lid and multiple pots in different colors. A lamp is pointed at the seeds. They’re sitting on a gray heating pad set to 90F

I started seeds and I ordered seeds and also I need to see some seeds because peas were a hit last year and we didn’t plant nearly enough.

10.03.2026 15:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 👍 13613 🔁 3107 💬 91 📌 236

GDPR was a mess that gave me anxiety-induced heart palpitations but it also flipped the “wait, we should have these protections too” switch in my head.

10.03.2026 06:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Texted back and forth about 3D prints and home automation and local privacy with my brother, proving that it is at least partly hereditary.

10.03.2026 06:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

S2E9: CLOSE ENOUGH

10.03.2026 05:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A pan of chicken in a sauce of soy and vinegar, with whole garlic, black pepper, and bay leaves. It’s chicken adobo!

A pan of chicken in a sauce of soy and vinegar, with whole garlic, black pepper, and bay leaves. It’s chicken adobo!

Time for one of my favorite dinners.

10.03.2026 02:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyway, not the flu, not a heart attack, just a very run down body protesting back to back cookie booths on a cold day in front of a noisy Walmart.

09.03.2026 18:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes my migraines feel like I have the flu and then I spend an unhealthy amount of time before the triptans kick in wondering if I’m dying.

09.03.2026 18:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My window to do the cool cutting edge games was in my 20s. Unfortunately, they all got tanked and I never got the payout. 😂

09.03.2026 18:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That JSON is gonna break without a colon and some quotes around GARDEN.

09.03.2026 18:22 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Gamedev, ladies and gentlemen

09.03.2026 15:22 👍 44 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

Dan…

(sighs)

Fine. I’ll ❤️ it. BUT I WON’T BE HAPPY.

09.03.2026 17:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sack retired in 2022 due to carpal tunnel. To come out of retirement to draw anti-ICE, pro-Minnesota cartoons, he learned to draw with his left hand.

09.03.2026 16:48 👍 63 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0

PENSIONS. I just realized he mentioned PENSIONS. Babe, we ain’t had those since fuckin’ REAGAN.

(I know military and govt jobs still offer them but GOOD LUCK finding a private sector that does.)

Goddammit Damion I am trying not to rage today I have a migraine.

09.03.2026 17:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also incredible that he used video from a movie that acknowledges Oppenheimer was a philanderer and a questionable father on account of never being there for his kids.

09.03.2026 17:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I remember coming home from elementary school, walking through the garage, and opening the back door with my key. I was probably 7 or 8, and mom had a job because of the divorce. “Childcare”, when it happened, was my grandparents.

It was definitely early 80s.

09.03.2026 17:12 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 👍 14128 🔁 3082 💬 236 📌 602

I could explain to you how psychologically some people need ~reciprocation~ to justify donations, I could quiz you as to why you think buying a product from a purely for-profit corporation is somehow superior to donating to a non-profit, but I’m just too tired, man.

09.03.2026 00:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cookie momming means hearing all sorts of excuses for why you don’t want cookies, and honestly I don’t care. “No thank you” is fine, really. You don’t need to buy my kid a box of ice cream treats in some weird attempt to convince her selling cookies is wrong.

09.03.2026 00:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Meanwhile in Roblox and other so-called “kid appropriate” games the SAME KIDS are getting games that ask them “r u gay????” and I guarantee that’s a lower quality interaction than whatever Docter was trying to avoid here.

08.03.2026 14:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Strange World has an openly gay protagonist with a boy he’s crushing on and I promise you my kids didn’t blink over it because we’re not fucking reprobates.

08.03.2026 14:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We are almost done with Peacemaker S2 and were watching the credits and he was like “Eagly has a VOICE ACTOR???”

now that he knows this, I said, it’s like the Wilhelm Scream. You will never stop noticing DBB in the credits of your shows.

08.03.2026 06:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Making my husband aware that Dee Bradley Baker is responsible for 90% of the animal voices in movie/tv, except when it’s Frank Welker, has been the highlight of my evening.

(Also sometimes Alan Tudyk, but only a very small sometimes.)

08.03.2026 06:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0