Argyll

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hey can y'all look at something for me real quick? :3

Appreciate you ruining my horny vibes 😭😂

Oh yeah ofc. Just hearing my mobile ring-out when i’m not expecting a call does me the big anxiety tbh. I’ve set the app to refuse all calls unless they’re in the lil’ exception list thingy

Fuckin’ yikes. New fear unlocked ngl

Huhh? They CALL now!?

being a robot must be so cool cuz you can 3D print or mill whatever the heck you want in place of your junk like

“My crotch? It’s just a spare panel behind which i store cool looking rocks i found on the beach! :3”

It CAN be...

A rabbit in overalls and a goat in pants are sitting on the ground drawing pictures. The rabbit is saying “ART POSES A THREAT TO CORPORATOLRATIC SYSTEMS BECAUSE A PURPOSE OF ART IS TO REMIND THE INDIVIDUAL OF THEIR INHERENT AUTONOMY.”, the goat adds “THEIR HUMANITY.”

Make Art (1/4)

What you have. What you give.

Love is a basic human right🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Gender shouldn’t draw any lines.
Why does the world make something so natural feel so hard?
Let’s hold hands and shout it loud—love should be free for everyone.
love is love♡

He longs to cause mediocre chaos :3

I still need to try Apple Music but tho

I left deezer when they went through that god awful redesign but honestly i wanna go back.

Idk if QoBuz have fixed their god awful bugginess with their app but if they have I’d go there first

The issue i have with tidal is that it doesn’t cache anything, not even the current song. So if your data drops for a moment you’re kinda fucked.

At lease QoBuz and Deezer pre-loaded about 3 tracks either side 😭

i'm glad that y'all fluffy fellows on bsky (dot) app are encouraging my decision to build a personal ball-pit

Internal monologue after getting a tect

i keep forgetting that i’m adult and i can just buy 200 plastic balls and an inflatable pool without having to explain or justify mysefl

I got Minecraft. He can play that tbh

this fucker keeps jumpscaring me outta the corner of my eye at work 😭

Spent today being a goofy lil’ guy in the ball pit :3

I don’t need luck. I make my own luck. With a luck machine.

digital girl who loses resolution when she gets horny because all her processing is going to her dick. you fluster her and she clearly drops to her lowest LOD pure triangular but her dick jumps to like 6k polys ray traced the works

If you don’t get picked to dj a convention this year, it’s a great opportunity to get in the front row and support your friends 👍🏻

Unpacked my case from #Scotiacon and was met w/ some looney toons ahhh shenanigans. Bro got Post-con deflation 😭😂

Day… 4? Day 4, of ScotiaCon! Live Auction, lunch, dancing to @argyll.live’s set, and takeaway.

Happy to report that the boykissers have kissed and reality hasn’t ended. Test completed successfully :3

Wanna tug each other’s collars at the con? 🥺👉👈

Also like I am legitimately stupidly horny rn.

I literally haven’t gotten off all week because I’m heading off to the con later and even the slightest things are setting me off and making me leaky now >//<

Scotiacon today aaaaaaa

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