vaporbabe 🍞🛢️

me irl: number-go-up mentality is so stupid and is literally killing us all lmao

me playing a video game: i swear to god if i don't clear 3000 crystal gems in my inventory tonight im going to literally ki*ll myself

i appreciate what Queer Eye sets out to do and i have absolutely no animosity towards anybody who likes it but the Fab 5's vibe is so brutally antithetical to mine as a queer person and watching the show gives me what i can only describe as an emotional headache

(inspired by rewatching Legally Blonde 2 w/ my partner the other night but tbh i don't think i'd want that version of Sally Field as my mom)

life would've been so much different if Sally Field was my mom

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

""I'm afraid I could be arrested if I travel to that state for your wedding and need to use the restroom at the venue ..."

what always gets me about this is that companies that make a bit of a show of being "inclusive" get a dedicated customer base who will eagerly hand them money—and whether that pandering is good or bad is up to you—but there doesn't seem to be an upside to the alternative

granular smith apple

life is good and also im a well-adjusted adult btw

not being able to eat dinner due to debilitating emotional distress related stomach pains just means I get to eat pizza at 5:30am 😎

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

andy stott new album when

Graphic from The Sick Times sharing the latest COVID-19 trends for March 10, 2026. The graphic presents trends for three metrics: WastewaterSCAN category for SARS-CoV-2, which is “medium” (represented with a dark yellow color) and slightly decreasing (represented with a diagonal down arrow); CDC wastewater viral activity level for SARS-Cov-2, which is “low*” (dark yellow) and slightly decreasing; and CDC COVID-19 test positivity, which is moderate (darker yellow) and slightly decreasing. Text below these metrics reads: “*CDC wastewater viral activity levels are calculated based on measurements in the last two years only. They do not account for the lower spread that could be possible with more widespread precautions.”

This winter’s COVID-19 wave may have peaked at a lower point than we’ve seen in prior years, but it’s been a long one. And, months of moderate-to-high viral spread add up in causing severe disease and new Long COVID cases. This week's COVID-19 trends report: bit.ly/4cFvB6c

keep sharing your gross ass shit folks, please (just like, please don't share your gross poopies online that's not what I meant)

yet another instance of seeing something online and responding internally with "gross!! thanks for sharing 👍"

Building a new Flash I don't know where to start with this but yeah I'm making flash if flash was built in 2026. I'm making it compatible with Linux,Mac, and PC. If you'd like to support this project I've started a patreo...

Spread the word, an ACTUAL replacement for Flash is on the horizon! Go support this project NOW!!!!!!!!

bill.newgrounds.com/news/post/16...

the sisyphean task of chasing an astronaut, by Bitter Pearls 2 track album

Just, y'know. Buy the way

alright some of this is covered. I'm still about $38 short

I can't quite explain it but putting your music on Spotify and betting on war outcomes on polymarket seem like the same basic sin to me

a guy i just imagined

old conservative guy with a walrus ass mustache that refers to anal sex as "throwing a butthole parade"

The Red One, by S.Murk 4 track album

idk if you saw but S.Murk released a new lil EP a while ago
smurk.bandcamp.com/album/the-re...

that brief period of time in my childhood when i would watch Matilda and say to myself "yea i could probably do that if i thought hard enough"

that hit of euphoria when i remember i can stash my vape in the band of my bra 💯

i mean uhhH,, um FUCK music bro, this shit sucks!!!! how can anybody actually listen to this stuff when podcasts are right ther e 😂🤣

slowly been getting reinvested & excited about music again and i'm feeling like this dark cloud hanging over me is finally starting to dissipate. whenever this happens i always get so scared that it's permanent so i'd do well to log these occurrences in my memory for when it inevitably happens again

esc 不在 : Black Horse [FULL VISUAL ALBUM] YouTube video by Helios the vaporwave elf

sorry for all the vaporposting btw, been really going down the rabbit hole again lately

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3MZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKH6...

this has always been a top-tier Vektroid favorite release next to Floral Shoppe and it's baffling to me that people don't talk about it more. i guess it's what you might call an ""obscure release"" but there's so much depth & emotionality here and more v-wave fans should be aware of these albums imo

ESC 不在 - end of life consolation scenario YouTube video by some shmuck

truly one of the funniest vaporwave song concepts out there
www.youtube.com/watch?v=taQs...

a screenshot from Letterboxd explaining that the site is currently down but the site's logo has glitched into 3 different spots onscreen and the formatting is all wrong

oh shit seriously? i couldn't tell