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Software guy, dad, internet poisoned millennial. Discworld, college football, miscellaneous technology nonsense. Go Jackets

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The other line today is that high oil prices are good actually because “we” (Trump and his buddies in the oil industry) will make a lot of money. Very reassuring

12.03.2026 16:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean what are the chances any of the team would even be able to attend the games at this point? Slim at best, I'd wager

11.03.2026 15:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*shakes fists at sky* Noooooooo! Damn it!

11.03.2026 14:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like when it is prefixed. i.e. lawmogged

11.03.2026 12:57 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a graph of crude oil prices, which opened at $115 today and fell down to $85.13

a graph of crude oil prices, which opened at $115 today and fell down to $85.13

they're calling it the most normal and stable price action of any commodity in global history

09.03.2026 19:58 👍 914 🔁 90 💬 21 📌 18

What in the absolute smoking hell

09.03.2026 04:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Calling it the "Department of War" right there in the title, immediate red flag

06.03.2026 03:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For me, it was writing little scripts for my mIRC client

06.03.2026 03:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah but in internet meme years that post is old enough to get social security by now, at least

06.03.2026 00:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm the guy who advised chat gpt to make their logo a butt hole. I told them it represents Knowledge

05.03.2026 18:39 👍 1307 🔁 99 💬 39 📌 5

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

04.03.2026 03:21 👍 9981 🔁 1234 💬 71 📌 41

big, strong admirals, with tears in their eyes, they come to me and say, “mister president, what in the fuck are you talking about?”

03.03.2026 20:06 👍 1167 🔁 185 💬 20 📌 0

My best parenting advice is see to it that your child’s beloved stuffed animal is mass-produced, accessible, and affordable

02.03.2026 14:27 👍 214 🔁 14 💬 19 📌 6

Herman Cain-ass posting

02.03.2026 13:15 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s real, albeit from 2017. And this is back when he still had some tattered shreds of impulse control left.

02.03.2026 11:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorcery!

02.03.2026 02:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, for sure. Still, credit where it's due for coming out and saying this. The BSA of the late 90s/early 2000s could never.

01.03.2026 16:21 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow, this isn’t the Boy Scouts I remember as a kid (complimentary)

01.03.2026 15:23 👍 89 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yep. Screwed up a ton and presided over some very bad things as president but spent literally his entire remaining life atoning for it. It’s the very least they could do.

01.03.2026 15:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 👍 10392 🔁 2850 💬 91 📌 138

this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview

28.02.2026 14:34 👍 4211 🔁 1083 💬 41 📌 31

Seeing a lot of cynicism on the timeline. What if this is one of the good wars?

28.02.2026 08:25 👍 1469 🔁 144 💬 41 📌 6
Get Your War On comic #2, dated October 9, 2021:
"Oh my God, this war on Terrorism is gonna rule! I can't wait until the war is over and there's no more terrorism!"
"I know! Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore? It'll be just like that!"
"Right! God, if only that War On Drugs hadn't been so effective! I could really use some fucking marijuana right now!"

Get Your War On comic #2, dated October 9, 2021: "Oh my God, this war on Terrorism is gonna rule! I can't wait until the war is over and there's no more terrorism!" "I know! Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore? It'll be just like that!" "Right! God, if only that War On Drugs hadn't been so effective! I could really use some fucking marijuana right now!"

28.02.2026 15:26 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Watching everyone wake up to see the news when I was unwisely awake far too late at night and proceeded to sleep extremely badly

28.02.2026 14:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God damnit, why must these people constantly be engaged in one-upping their own cringe

28.02.2026 09:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You are shitting me, there is no way they actually called it that

28.02.2026 08:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Hey just following up on this

28.02.2026 07:42 👍 991 🔁 269 💬 11 📌 7

The Olympics being over is genuinely such a drag, you don't realize how much you've reorganized your daily schedule to accommodate seeing amazing feats in unusual sports until it's suddenly taken away 😔

23.02.2026 02:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.02.2026 16:58 👍 49 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0