Trudd Studdlerucker

Knowing that I love Naruto and Sasuke
Best believe I'm reading manga every day

Weird Al style parody of Chicago's "Feelin' Stronger Every Day" entitled "Readin' Manga Every Day"

BLUE KINDNESS HIGH: Premiering this Tuesday!!

POV: they have put you in “the hole”

Seems to me that if you're upset that there's not more of a student movement fighting fascism in 2026, the first place to direct your anger is the people who crushed the wave of student organizing that crested in the months immediately preceding the fascists' rise to power.

A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/

It's still funny that one of the best things to come out of Something Awful was that it hosted the first "Translated" playthrough of Danganronpa online when the website literally shat on anime people being undesirables

painting of a dog holding a cell phone showing a social network of a guy with bangs and a beard

dog likes to stalk bald people's profiles until he finds a picture of him with hair

Yeah that was me

BREAKING: Washington Post reports the Strategic Helium Reserve has been emptied. "ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉʳⁿᵉᵈ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ" says Lt. Paloma Soredick, Trump's pick to supervise the reserve. "ᵂᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵘⁿᵗᶦˡ ʷᵉ ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ʷʰᵒ'ˢ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉˡᶦᵘᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇʳᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦᵐ ᵗᵒ ʲᵘˢᵗᶦᶜᵉ"

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

Dr Grimer

Cold Fusion Is Real, And It Made Me Shit My Pants

Starting to think they awarded this guy the FIFA peace prize prematurely

(At the anarchist bookstore ) do you have Harry Potter monopoly

I stand by this but also some of their thumbnails are now a human rights violation behind the host looking like they're being told a spooky story by the campfire

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/

This is the best lede I've seen in a tech story in...years? There should be an award just for ledes.

Morning.

the idea of Sportswashing is you, Evil Dictator, host The Olympics & show you can play nice. Now you're Olympics Dictator!
Trump is doing the opposite. He sees the World Cup as a chance to show he won't stop the cruelty & hostility, even with everyone watching. It's Sportsdirtying. Sportsmuddying

All the other despots and dictators who have hosted Olympics and World Cups have known they're supposed to say all athletes from all the countries will be welcome and safe. That hosting is a chance to show how their country is powerful yet benevolent. Not Trump, he can't even get that part right

needless to say any other country hosting a sporting event would have hosting privileges stripped instantly if their leader said this about any athlete

friend posts something wrong: the casual unedited way this website let’s us fire off sentences is it’s only redeeming quality

enemy posts something wrong: well well well, dickhead’s latest thesis is up for defense

‘NY Times’ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine What’s Wrong With Them

‘NY Times’ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine What’s Wrong With Them https://theonion.com/ny-times-columnists-hold-roundtable-to-determine-whats-wrong-with-them/