Ever since they put a pig heart in me people have been very cavalier in attributing my behaviour to the heart. I am enjoying bigger breakfast after a light dinner last night, not "giving into the pig".
Book an Appointment with Mr Goon
I found the world's most unfortunate name for a wrist doctor
A flyer taped to a utility pole It features John Fettermanβs face with the eyes and mouth replaced by elements from American printed money , under the words βcall your senatorβ and βI love bombing children with your money while you canβt afford healthcare β and βcall meβ with his office number I assume
Spotted this on a pole behind independence hall. I recently saw someone say they found collage to be the best way to work through things and I didnβt really see it at the time but
Making the dinner announcement at Davos
Knowing that I love Naruto and Sasuke
Best believe I'm reading manga every day
Weird Al style parody of Chicago's "Feelin' Stronger Every Day" entitled "Readin' Manga Every Day"
BLUE KINDNESS HIGH: Premiering this Tuesday!!
POV: they have put you in βthe holeβ
Seems to me that if you're upset that there's not more of a student movement fighting fascism in 2026, the first place to direct your anger is the people who crushed the wave of student organizing that crested in the months immediately preceding the fascists' rise to power.
A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe
Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/
It's still funny that one of the best things to come out of Something Awful was that it hosted the first "Translated" playthrough of Danganronpa online when the website literally shat on anime people being undesirables
painting of a dog holding a cell phone showing a social network of a guy with bangs and a beard
dog likes to stalk bald people's profiles until he finds a picture of him with hair
Yeah that was me
BREAKING: Washington Post reports the Strategic Helium Reserve has been emptied. "α΅α΅'Κ³α΅ α΅Λ‘Λ‘ α΅α΅Κ³ΚΈ αΆα΅βΏαΆα΅Κ³βΏα΅α΅ α΅α΅α΅α΅α΅ α΅Κ°αΆ¦Λ’" says Lt. Paloma Soredick, Trump's pick to supervise the reserve. "α΅α΅ Κ·αΆ¦Λ‘Λ‘ βΏα΅α΅ Κ³α΅Λ’α΅ α΅βΏα΅αΆ¦Λ‘ Κ·α΅ αΆ αΆ¦βΏα΅ Κ·Κ°α΅'Λ’ Κ³α΅Λ’α΅α΅βΏΛ’αΆ¦α΅Λ‘α΅ αΆ α΅Κ³ α΅Κ°α΅ Λ‘α΅Λ’Λ’ α΅αΆ α΅α΅Κ³ Κ°α΅Λ‘αΆ¦α΅α΅ α΅βΏα΅ α΅Κ³αΆ¦βΏα΅ Κ°αΆ¦α΅ α΅α΅ Κ²α΅Λ’α΅αΆ¦αΆα΅"
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
Dr Grimer
Cold Fusion Is Real, And It Made Me Shit My Pants
Starting to think they awarded this guy the FIFA peace prize prematurely
(At the anarchist bookstore ) do you have Harry Potter monopoly
I stand by this but also some of their thumbnails are now a human rights violation behind the host looking like they're being told a spooky story by the campfire
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/
This is the best lede I've seen in a tech story in...years? There should be an award just for ledes.
Morning.
the idea of Sportswashing is you, Evil Dictator, host The Olympics & show you can play nice. Now you're Olympics Dictator!
Trump is doing the opposite. He sees the World Cup as a chance to show he won't stop the cruelty & hostility, even with everyone watching. It's Sportsdirtying. Sportsmuddying
All the other despots and dictators who have hosted Olympics and World Cups have known they're supposed to say all athletes from all the countries will be welcome and safe. That hosting is a chance to show how their country is powerful yet benevolent. Not Trump, he can't even get that part right
