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@dogfoodeater

gambling addict. beloved scientist. hero of mexican americans everywhere

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Johnny Depp has been found deceased

13.03.2026 15:17 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
a stylized blender 3d render of a dog playing a lute with angel wings. it is based on the rosso fiorentino painting of the same name.

a stylized blender 3d render of a dog playing a lute with angel wings. it is based on the rosso fiorentino painting of the same name.

angel playing the lute

12.03.2026 00:15 👍 4640 🔁 1243 💬 15 📌 5

age 15: Im a fucking worthless fujoshi I cant do anything right and I suck at school
age 28: Im a fucking worthless fujoshi and its awesome

11.03.2026 16:06 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got fucked up and changed my name and pic to this and kept posting that johnny depp died so I decided to keep it

11.03.2026 16:05 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ive been wondering who tf you are and why i follow "News Channel 8" and this finally makes me realize

11.03.2026 16:04 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I never couldve dreamed I would have such a wonderful future

11.03.2026 16:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In highschool I kept trying to kill myself but I think it wouldve been a lot different if I were able to see that at 28 years old I handle radioactive waste and still get to look at Spy x Sniper for roughly 2 hours per day

11.03.2026 16:03 👍 44 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Self defense. He forgot my slurpee

11.03.2026 16:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just injured my doordash driver

11.03.2026 04:11 👍 45 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

I failed mine at my last job because apparently if your boss sexually harasses you you're supposed to talk to the boss about it before escalating LMFAO

10.03.2026 22:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the professor

10.03.2026 07:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 05:06 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
cute tuxedo cat with glasses

cute tuxedo cat with glasses

10.03.2026 05:04 👍 38 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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BREAKING: dad and son open market

08.03.2026 01:11 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Its incredible how it manages to make everything taste like dirt

08.03.2026 01:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's so fucking funny dude why did he do that

07.03.2026 00:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

finished gantz reread. Complete dog shit

06.03.2026 06:55 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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headed to work

05.03.2026 15:05 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

like yea of course I want Shit that tastes like straight Dirt instead of some arugula thank you

05.03.2026 13:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didnt even realize i abandoned my partner on our 6 year anniversary to go watch hypnosis mic interactive movie by myself

05.03.2026 04:54 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We gotta make it illegal to put microgreens on vegetarian sandwiches bro I'm tired of this shit

05.03.2026 02:53 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I was about to start swinging

01.03.2026 02:33 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I went to the Hypnosis Mic interactive movie by myself and girls kept bringing their dads to rig the votes in favor of the buster bros

01.03.2026 02:32 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They didnt even fucking care about the decision

01.03.2026 02:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oomf watching Hyp Mic movie in a theater and getting pressed that some fujos dads are rigging the polls

28.02.2026 22:54 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It's the right of a tenant to read through their landlord's mail

27.02.2026 18:09 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

papa

27.02.2026 04:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.02.2026 02:14 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Who's DL trade

26.02.2026 18:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.02.2026 04:30 👍 52 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 0