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to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

Prayer of the Wild Body

Scanned in for International Women's Day :)

nuh uh they filled her with helium #inflation

why is sean hello games catching strays 😭😭

that is not the solution I had in mind (Put the card down!!!!)

this sounds like a very solvable issue 😭

Started fighting Omega last night with a friend and YIPPEE

We played for ~3 hours and got to his final phase Once.

Seeing artists struggle because no one can afford to live (and thus cannot afford to buy art) is so demoralizing. The same people who bring the most joy to our community also rely on our community the most, and the world is failing everyone right now, and artists are suffering the most for it. Sucks

What people think Therians are: I am going to literally go for a walk naked an shit in your yard and fuck an actual dog

What Therians are actually like: A trans girl smoking weed and then going "I'm ouppy" and rolling around on the floor

real eaters dont let it leave the building

he's a psyop I swear to god. he's a CIA crisis actor.

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

he finally recognized your pure heart and whimsical spirit

Twin!?!

More people need to make birdlike dragons. Peak design.

got ur bitch at my crib spelling ICUP

delusional take smh

might have to break the mutual over this.......

scamantha likely @idiotbraingt Every trans woman you know is fighting a battle you cannot see that you can turn the tides of right now by sending her $40

If you were based you would hate the computer program all the time </3 never meet your heroes

holy fuck 😭 sorry

this is a choice I would make so I am going to guess it was a good idea :3

fireee build :3

give us a tour i fuck w/ this heavy

I love you Kalli! Hope you feel a bit better soon ❤️

Looks gorgeous!!! Hope you guys had fun :3

four panels of a comic ; in first, twig is driving and listening to music. in second, twig's phone holster is loudly alerting him of a delivery offer. in third, twig is at a liquor store, picking up a small bottle of hennesy, thinking "pfft, a $7 tip and 6 minute drive for this tiny bottle of hennesy-- if everyone were like this i'd make like, $35 an hour". in last panel, twig is texting the person who ordered the liquor : "i'm here, gonna have to scan your ID", to which the person replies, "FAST AS FUCK"

four panels of a comic: in first, an (obviously stoned) lion is coming down the steps of his apartment, handing twig a card. the lion says "oh oops that's my debit card" to which twig replies "haha all good man". in second panel, lion says "do you still want it though? my debit card" while twig scans his ID on his phone. lion says "that's a joke by the way" and twig laughs. in third panel, the lion guy says "you have a cute laugh", and in the fourth panel, twig is clearly surprised, only managing to say "!!thanks". meanwhile, twig is thinking "did he just call me cute what fuck of my god he just said that oh my god he's kind of cute too oh noo and $7 tip oh"

four panels of a comic: in first, twig awkwardly waves, still blushing, and says "haha well, bye . . have a good day haha" to which lion replies "hey wait!" in second panel, twig says "yes?", while thinking "oh my god oh my god" over and over. lion says "do you play video games?" to which twig replies "yes!", lion asks "what kind of games?". in third panel, twig says "uhh minecraft, cities skylines, um.. civ 6" to which lion says "not really a console player huh?". twig says "noo, i just have pc" and lion says "damn". in fourth panel, lion turns to go back up the steps, and says "well, thanks! bye". twig replies from the bottom of the steps "oh, yeah, you too!"

later, twig is lying face down in bed, covering his head with a pillow and blushing. he is thinking "i wish i played console gaaames"

remember to always tip your delivery drivers!

the way you drew the mystery slop has connected with me on a deeply personal level and left me hungry both mind and body