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Orb ponderer, explorer of the Worlds Weave of Wizardry a Court wizard for secretive commerce conglomerates || Account Marked as 16+ for reference's to Fantasy Drugs and Violence ||

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I have to say it-
Things really haven’t been the same with the gnomes since “The Great Orb Shattering” of 1684…

02.08.2025 13:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a person is standing in a dark room with a sword . Alt: Dodgerolling under a closing door and grabbing a hat through the door just before it closes
30.07.2025 08:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A near miss since my homunculus pushed me towards to trap- thankfully he’s a little bit too weak and I managed to roll away from it in time

30.07.2025 06:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Comment which traps I passed and I will tell you how I overcame them…

29.07.2025 14:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Long tunnel with light at the end. The brick walls and large floor tiles are wet from moisture.

Long tunnel with light at the end. The brick walls and large floor tiles are wet from moisture.

Mine compatriots have tossed me to the dungeon- I however have been fortuitous and found the exit!

29.07.2025 14:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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10.06.2025 17:27 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Wait you guys have horrors?? I haven’t seen any around…

03.06.2025 20:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

… very…

03.06.2025 20:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

mine gods…

03.06.2025 20:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Duck upon a pond

Duck upon a pond

Mine head hurt… where am I…

03.06.2025 20:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mine scroll of doom must conclude, for night is soon to become day once more…

29.05.2025 02:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The urge to open AO3 at mine court and reading the ancient texts in the meeting with mine archmagus be unreal…

26.05.2025 07:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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enlighten ✨
wip oil on canvas
#oilpainting
#traditionalart
#enlightenment
#surrealism

22.05.2025 17:18 👍 154 🔁 16 💬 6 📌 0
The Unseen Crab Wizard is at a rave where Sandstorm by Darude is played

The Unseen Crab Wizard is at a rave where Sandstorm by Darude is played

What did she mean by this?

20.05.2025 16:43 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Unseen Crab Crying

Unseen Crab Crying

oh crustacean...

19.05.2025 21:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait- how was i supposed to drink it?...
Might be onto something here...

The label did start to illuminate the room in an intimidating red once i got it poured on myself..

19.05.2025 21:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Frankly i feel like crab(p)

19.05.2025 21:03 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I have just the thing!

18.05.2025 22:41 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

*gulp gulp gulp*

19.05.2025 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm having a hard time seeing... and this place kind of smells funny-...
What happened?

19.05.2025 19:38 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Though time spent as beetle has been enjoyable- mine cares washed away by natures bliss, i wish to return to humane form...
Anyone have a potion for such frivolous and foolish wishes?

18.05.2025 21:08 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

For real though get vaccinated if you need it, I'm getting vaccinated against TBE since im travelling to a risk area soon :)

16.05.2025 17:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Letting you all know that i passed the clerics tower today,
Had to join in for the cause, even as a beetle, i will contribute to herd immunity...

16.05.2025 17:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a black and white photo of a man with his mouth wide open ALT: a black and white photo of a man with his mouth wide open
13.05.2025 05:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lords and celestials have mercy upon me…

12.05.2025 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mine court hath summoned me- a small merchant before me…
He hath not the thought-
Ere’ claim the enchanted merchantile scales doth naught work..
Mine utterances leave me:
“Thy arcane sending stone must be plugged in to work…”
Hope I get more than 5 silver for this…

12.05.2025 12:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Mine apostel turned me into a beetle…

Ere hath 8 fingers and will be on mine gate soon enough…

12.05.2025 06:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"This was a triumph...
Make thou notation, Enormous success,
Thou might find it challenging to overcome mine satisfaction..."

05.05.2025 21:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me after drinking it:

03.05.2025 14:17 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0