Oliv ia (Sky)

Pretty much any task you ever have to do in life can be made easier if you call it a “Pirate’s crazy eyed quest”

Im like Lewis and Clark if they were a pretty woman laying shirtless in bed all cozy and not some dickheads freaking out over seeing a beaver

@oshky.bsky.social but shes blue for an amazing reason <3

shes blue for an amazing reason 🩵

I was thinking mostly because I think if he was a butch woman I would literally drool over him but since he isn’t I just kinda want to bite his face

Your political career is gonna totally be in shambles because of this just you wait

KATIE wants me to DIE sooooo BAD

Freddy fish is about to fuck around and see some evil lesbianism happen on your couch

I’m a putt putt saves the zoo girly personally but yes pls

Bug Transfer Home

Like yeah sure some of them would be funny but if you have my notifs on it would be absolutely miserable

i AM the press!!!

Alfred definitely has had to clean up once or twice

We gotta call the press… oh my god

OKAY FINE IM TAKING YOUR ADVICE “GREEN LANTERN COCK RING” SEND POST ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

Oh god the magnitude of post nut clarity someone would get in the fucking BATCAVE is diabolical

I actually think it was stable LOL

I cannot believe Katie is stopping me from being in between you two this is so fucked UPPP

Anyways do you guys think Bruce Wayne jerks off or do his dead parents kinda get in the way of that

Someone gave me posting advice one time that was like “if you think something is funny just post it don’t think too much” but I just went through several iterations of asking whether Bruce Wayne jerks off or not so like, idk if it’s the best idea

We have already discussed how you are the arbiter of good taste in all things, sweetheart I’m sorry

I don’t CARE if Julian casablancas is the nepo baby of one if the most diabolically evil men ever I want to sink my teeth into his FOREHEAD NOW

Literally come the fuck here

She Barry herself in my Kramer till I say “good game”

RubberRoss that’s all send post

JonTron’s is just gonna be called Jacques

When PBG’s nudes release you’re gonna have to muzzle me to stop me from calling it his little gamer

It’s definitely something that randomly just occurs to me like a bad daydream I’ve probably talked about it to my fucking coworkers at this point

In my head it looks exactly like he does which is like not terrible but off putting in a way I can’t quite describe

It’s truly an amazing feat of my own personal strength that I can endure living in a country who’s central government wants me dead AND endure having seen an image of ProJared’s cock and balls

Thank youuuu ☺️