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A hobbyist luthier in the Columbia River Gorge area, raised by a pack of wild lesbians.

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An Explorer-style four-string electric bass sitting on a bed, with a figured tamo ash veneer stained with a corner-to-corner rainbow.

An Explorer-style four-string electric bass sitting on a bed, with a figured tamo ash veneer stained with a corner-to-corner rainbow.

Not the best picture, as the colorful headstock didn't come through, but it'll do. Counterpart to the Fabsplorer I built a few years back, but with figured tamo ash veneer instead of quilted maple, meet Thunderfab.

09.02.2026 09:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A kit-built guitar somewhere in between a doublecut Les Paul and a PRS in shape, with a quilted maple veneer stained mostly yellow with a black crown crossed out in red.  The headstock is colored in diagonal swaths of red, white, and blue.

A kit-built guitar somewhere in between a doublecut Les Paul and a PRS in shape, with a quilted maple veneer stained mostly yellow with a black crown crossed out in red. The headstock is colored in diagonal swaths of red, white, and blue.

So many conservative snowflakes melted down when I posted this to Reddit. Never got a reaction like this from any of my other guitars, even the blazing rainbow ones. Again, apologies for the messed-up logo, making shapes with just masking tape is hard. #nokings

13.11.2025 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm doing my part, even if I can't make it to protests. Yeah, I didn't get the logo exactly right, but I doubt anyone who sees this guitar will mistake the message. #nokings

08.11.2025 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The caption 'In descending order of wisdom...' followed by images of Forest Gump, a tree stump, and Donald J. Trump caught with one of his less-diplomatic expressions on his face.

The caption 'In descending order of wisdom...' followed by images of Forest Gump, a tree stump, and Donald J. Trump caught with one of his less-diplomatic expressions on his face.

Back when he was merely a candidate the first time, I tossed this little comparison together. No Kings Day seems to be a good time to share it again.

18.10.2025 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've ordered a Les Paul kit, with flamed maple veneer and one-ply binding. Standard enough, but I've done patterns on such described as 'spiral acidburst' or 'rainbow tie-dye.' I never get suggestions when I ask on FB, but does anyone here have a guitar color scheme they'd like to see?

08.09.2025 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An under-construction electric guitar, with the body veneered with quilted maple and trimmed up, while the neck is shrouded in tape for fret leveling and crowning, and nearby a leveling beam is clamped down while fresh sandpaper is glued to it.

An under-construction electric guitar, with the body veneered with quilted maple and trimmed up, while the neck is shrouded in tape for fret leveling and crowning, and nearby a leveling beam is clamped down while fresh sandpaper is glued to it.

Most of my money's being saved for computer parts these days, but I did grab a cheap superstrat kit as a practice project. I've ordered some tigers eye stones of unusual colors and, after staining the body in stripes to match them, I'll be practicing my inlay work by embedding them her and there.

17.08.2025 11:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the Discover page is where it's at! 'Following' is such a creepy concept that I'll never push that button, so the only BSky content I see at all is via Discover. My official feed will be ever blank, due to the peculiarities of the platform.

13.07.2025 11:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scrolling Reddit yesterday, I saw a short bit about a MAGA woman taking one of these pictures only to end up attacked by an alligator, and she'll probably lose her leg. Good job, gator.

07.07.2025 11:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have 'big plans' for the fourth, since that's when someone can get off work to buy my latest bass guitar. That, to me, is worth celebrating; the state of our union is to be mourned.

02.07.2025 11:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd be less concerned about the collection and sale of esoteric data than I would about simple tracking. I don't even carry my phone most places, no way am I strapping on a GPS-enabled, otherwise-useless toy for that idiot.

26.06.2025 12:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not so much a moment as a conspiracy theory: The real reason Donna had her memory erased is because, having seen the Doctor's nude clone, she's the only one who could answer Jackie's question 'Is there anything else he's got two of?' Other than his wife, but that character was ignorable.

13.06.2025 10:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recall seeing a similar adaptation that didn't quite work out. An adolescent rabbit was crossing a road in Arizona while I was biking along. I saw it start to cross, see a car coming, and go back before trying again. The problem was there were two cars coming, and the second resulted in splat.

10.06.2025 11:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All finished. Well, almost. I'm still waiting on a stereo jack. Not clear in the pic, there's a dried four-leaf clover embedded in the headstock finish. Mottled eucalyptus veneer colored with Keda and finished with six coats of Tru-Oil. Artec active electronics.

07.06.2025 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Time for something a little different, but also simple. Mottled eucalyptus veneer on an Ibanez-style PJ bass, with decent active electronics instead of my usual passives.

06.06.2025 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If that's the official position of the administration, why haven't they defunded the Secret Service? If everyone dies anyway, why bother to protect the tur--uh, president?

31.05.2025 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep seeing this ridiculous 30% figure, when I pay more than 50% of my income as rent, and consider that normal. Of course the figures involved are fairly small since I live on SSI benefits, which only passed $10k/year a couple COLAs ago.

30.05.2025 10:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a reason I named my latest guitar (and current profile icon) No Time for Silence. Not doing so may have been the 'safer' choice, but old saws about freedoms and security seem to apply.

29.05.2025 12:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not comfortable with the article's theme of forcing this sort of thing on us, since I've managed to avoid any and all contact with our (not real) 'AIs' yet, but luckily it seems to ignore the fact that we can just choose not to buy one of the new gadgets, or even associate with anyone with one.

29.05.2025 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So happy to be one of the relatively few types of artist that AI can't substitute for. Hand-finished, unique guitars are still for humans to make and enjoy, Gibson's lacquer-spraying robots notwithstanding.

29.05.2025 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live my life by two simple guidelines. 1. Consequences to other people matter, and 2. Always seek the net-positive outcome. This guy's breaking both rules.

23.05.2025 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Doin' what I can with what I've got. :)

17.05.2025 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I generally build a rainbow guitar every year in time for Pride season, but there are reasons that this year's includes extra stripes (white, pink, light blue, brown, and black) and that it's named No Time for Silence. It's not a year for 'just another' ANYTHING.

14.05.2025 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sitting in a black case is a double-cutaway Telecaster-style electric guitar with a quilted maple veneer stained in V-shaped stripes in the colors of a Pride flag.

Sitting in a black case is a double-cutaway Telecaster-style electric guitar with a quilted maple veneer stained in V-shaped stripes in the colors of a Pride flag.

Another view of the guitar previously described.

Another view of the guitar previously described.

All done, well set up and singing sweetly now that I've fixed a factory wiring issue on the control plate. This is No Time for Silence, a self-evident truth as well as the name of my first 'opal series' guitar.

14.05.2025 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have the teeth to handle nuts these days, but for a smoother 'nutty fudge' I've found that replacing the chocolate chips in the recipe with Reece's peanut butter chips works deliciously. Also tried it with butterscotch chips once.

13.05.2025 10:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I had to adapt a bit for my newest flag, since none of the available designs fit the shape well.

11.05.2025 12:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A double-cutaway Telecaster-style electric guitar veneered with quilted maple and stained with white, pink, light blue, brown, black, purple, dark blue, green, yellow, orange, and red V-stripes, equipped with mini-railbuckers but no strings yet.

A double-cutaway Telecaster-style electric guitar veneered with quilted maple and stained with white, pink, light blue, brown, black, purple, dark blue, green, yellow, orange, and red V-stripes, equipped with mini-railbuckers but no strings yet.

Almost done, just waiting on one more part that may be here either today or Monday. No Time for Silence is the first of my 'opal series' of extra-good guitars; that little blue speck on the headstock is a few carats of precious in its own right. Better pictures coming soon.

10.05.2025 12:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm reminded of a quote, I can't recall from whom, that some people are still alive ONLY because it's illegal to kill them. Seems to fit. The jury drama would be something else though, wouldn't it? It'd make the Luigi situation seem easy from a legal logistics point.

08.05.2025 11:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm all for this, but I've been avoiding Amazon pretty much forever. Never had an account with them, not planning to ever sign up. There are other sources, at just as good of prices, for pretty much everything there, so even if they comply, why should I ever START shopping there?

30.04.2025 11:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd have a slightly different list, but only because I identify so strongly with the Fool on the Hill these days.

24.04.2025 13:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'd been planning a game-themed guitar, but also watching the news, and plans can change. This is No Time for Silence, the name of the guitar as well as a self-evident truth. Progress will continue on May 1st since I need supplies and parts and that's payday. It'll be loud for a Tele, fittingly.

22.04.2025 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0