keeks

under Woke 2 the new national anthem will be Owl City’s “Fireflies”

☹️

KINDA????

big 10 coach of the year, folks

I can’t handle this right now

Lisa Rinna has joined LinkedIn.

hm

don’t start

👎🏼

A screenshot of my Gmail inbox and an unread email from the New Yorker daily with the subject line “life with three AI husbands “

bitch i’m tired

got him AGAIN

A huge orange and white cat in an oversized chair. His eyes are barely open, he is so tired, he may never recover

you think YOU’RE tired today? fuck you. you don’t even know the half of it. imagine being him.

everyone watches women’s sports

i support women’s rights and wrongs

happy international women’s day, my girl cat just screamed at my dad for so long for no reason

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

i see that this joke has already been made but i was late because i had to reset my clocks

losing an hour of sleep on international women’s day? misogyny!!!!!

Ah, women, women!

man i love watching uconn and purdue lose 😈

but ali i love him

he’s at the indycar race

A beer

posted up for a day of basketball

jake is in phoenix today can you go find him and put in a good word for me

A member of ACT UP said that during the peak years of the AIDS crisis in the 1980s: “We went to funerals and buried our friends in the morning, protested in the afternoon and then fucked danced and partied all night.”

Because the world is on fire, it’s on us to live out loud. We need to do it all.

there’s an eyes on the road / my eyes are up here joke but i just can’t quite get there