keeks (@thetallblonde)

i preordered a magazine today because jake is the cover star

12.03.2026 23:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i got you

12.03.2026 23:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i drove past the fieldhouse earlier and waved to him for you

12.03.2026 23:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Women Leaving the New Right Defectors say the movement has dropped the pretense of protecting women and is now openly “cruel and fickle.”

(1) Fuck these women; but,
(2) I can’t say I’m loving how many dunks on them I’m seeing from men!

nymag.com/intelligence...

12.03.2026 13:52 👍 79 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 5

CBS Sports - 2026 NCAA® Women's Bracket Games - CBSSports.com ‘I just love basketball!’ is my 2026 NCAA® Women's Bracket Games on CBS Sports. Join it today!

Join my 2026 CBS Sports Women's Tournament Bracket Group!
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12.03.2026 13:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CBS Sports - 2026 NCAA® Men's Bracket Games - CBSSports.com ‘I just love basketball!’ is my 2026 NCAA® Men's Bracket Games on CBS Sports. Join it today!

it’s the most wonderful time of the year
Join my 2026 CBS Sports Men's Tournament Bracket Group!
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12.03.2026 13:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i mean he basically was an intergalactic hit man

12.03.2026 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

two men are singing and playing a piano in front of a window ALT: two men are singing and playing a piano in front of a window

12.03.2026 01:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing sunglasses and a bandana is standing in front of a wall . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a bandana is standing in front of a wall .

happy 311 day to all who observe

11.03.2026 16:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scoring 80+ points in a professional basketball game is obviously incredible, but have the people lamenting that Bam Adebayo "broke Kobe Bryant's record" not heard of Wilt Chamberlain? Does "record" mean something different now?

11.03.2026 16:11 👍 335 🔁 7 💬 27 📌 4

under Woke 2 the new national anthem will be Owl City’s “Fireflies”

11.03.2026 02:30 👍 438 🔁 40 💬 32 📌 10

☹️

10.03.2026 18:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

KINDA????

10.03.2026 17:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

big 10 coach of the year, folks

10.03.2026 16:39 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t handle this right now

10.03.2026 07:38 👍 644 🔁 41 💬 0 📌 0

Lisa Rinna has joined LinkedIn.

09.03.2026 21:02 👍 124 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 21

hm

09.03.2026 21:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

09.03.2026 21:18 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

don’t start

09.03.2026 21:03 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👎🏼

09.03.2026 20:58 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A screenshot of my Gmail inbox and an unread email from the New Yorker daily with the subject line “life with three AI husbands “

bitch i’m tired

09.03.2026 20:50 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

a bride and groom are standing next to each other at their wedding ceremony . ALT: a bride and groom are standing next to each other at their wedding ceremony .

09.03.2026 18:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

got him AGAIN

09.03.2026 18:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

09.03.2026 12:54 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

09.03.2026 12:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A huge orange and white cat in an oversized chair. His eyes are barely open, he is so tired, he may never recover

you think YOU’RE tired today? fuck you. you don’t even know the half of it. imagine being him.

09.03.2026 12:19 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

everyone watches women’s sports

08.03.2026 22:18 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i support women’s rights and wrongs

08.03.2026 19:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy international women’s day, my girl cat just screamed at my dad for so long for no reason

08.03.2026 19:08 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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