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America is a great place to visit and most Americans are very nice, outgoing people. However, if you are considering visiting the US from a foreign country right now, you have rocks in your head.

the thing i don’t get about team USA having a seal team six guy address the clubhouse is that you’ve got ken griffey jr hanging around your dugout every game as a photographer. just have him come in and riff with the fellas before the game, they’d probably like it more

it's deeply embarrassing that team usa is treating the wbc like a military operation while every other team is just having a lot of fun

Rob Lowe in the NFL hat

fuck people who don't like tofu [lots of amazing tofu dishes] share this post if you love tofu fuck yourself if you don't love tofu

one promise the cyberpunk future failed to deliver on is multinational corporations murdering each other en masse (and plenty of good paying jobs murdering corporate suits). would be a lot better if these guys were actually thinning out their ranks instead of banding together

What a queen

sorry basically the problem of my life is that i internalized and believed a lot of stuff people said about valuing children and loving your neighbor and living in a society at the exact moment that everyone in power decided all of that shit was fake and gay and not a way to make a living

I stopped gambling (mostly) last year and the way the books hound you with notifications/emails to Get Back In The Game should 100% be illegal
like if Coors could text drinkers "15 days since your last beer ... sounds like you need an ice cold Coors Light" and also their phone could give them a beer

Everyone celebrating Jason Voorhees, no one celebrating Pamela Voorhees. Did we already forget the lesson of International Women’s Day

the entire country is balanced atop the idea no administration would be so suicidally idiotic as to fuck up the oil supply chain, and yet here we are

It would be such an honor to be killed by Sensei Phil Collins

Post a great photo of a musician.

This is what the Boys are Back in Town was about bsky.app/profile/nocl...

A flyer taped to a utility pole It features John Fetterman’s face with the eyes and mouth replaced by elements from American printed money , under the words “call your senator” and “I love bombing children with your money while you can’t afford healthcare “ and “call me” with his office number I assume

Spotted this on a pole behind independence hall. I recently saw someone say they found collage to be the best way to work through things and I didn’t really see it at the time but

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

I've just had an amazing idea

TIL the recipient of the most disrespectful dunk in history is running for governor in Oregon as a Republican.

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Huge signing for LASK.

Jakob Wanker.

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

dusted nuggets sounds like 00s code for weed with angel dust

This deserves an award for using visuals in data journalism.

I think a lot about a post by someone who ran a hobby shop of some form (forget if it was a comic shop or Warhammer store or what) that basically said putting up a little rainbow flag sticker on the door was the best business decision they made because they served as That Guy repellants.

An instagram post from AZ Alkmaar wishing a Happy Birthday to a player called Jizz

he's a cop, vrunt