[woman singing opera throughout]

i wish i could do sex work, but i’m bad at sales. lol

i really want to have sex with someone who cares about me.

literally stopped having sex this year bc i was tired of feeling like i’m just something to do.

now i wish i hadn’t gotten off the horse bc at this rate, who knows when ima get my back shattered again.

15. 😬😅

nobody cares but i transposed Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams” to C for ukelele after i learned it on guitalele.

i also learned and transposed Tennessee Whiskey in C.

i don’t really know nothing but this was fun to do today.

Casar holds a 3 minute and 26 second moment of silence to represent the time in which DHS officers let Renee Good bleed out after she was shot

tbh, this is what i came here for.

“A man is not a financial plan.” —Sharon Epperson, Spelman College circa 2014

“Don’t put your life in these weird niggas hands, baby.” —Kendrick Lamar, 2024

“Bragging on that cash that he gave you is a front. If you're gonna brag, make sure it's your money you flaunt.” —Beyoncé and dem, 2000

please. 🥺🥹

Hampton’s WBB head coach is a Soror. her gametime #alfit is so cute. and her 🔺 pin is top notch.

i love this real bad.

The Supreme Court Shows It’s Willing to Thwart Trump—When Money Is on the Line The court’s conservatives appear likely to block trump from firing Lisa Cook—not because they care about principle but because they care about the Fed.

Why are Republicans on the Supreme Court poised to treat firing Fed Commissioners different from Trump firing everybody else? Because Republicans on the Supreme Court like money.
Don’t overthink it. Occam’s Razor has you covered.
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THE BEARS!!!??

thank you friend 🤗🤗🤗🤗

2015-2016 was an incredible blur lmfao

at my 25th birthday party, some attendees took shots of everclear while i was making the jungle juice. watching them do it messed me up so bad. at that very moment, i knew i wasn’t gonna live through the pregames anymore. right then, i put down childish things.

…i’ll need a diet coke and a lime.

one of mine is also in storage. so i don’t have enough weight to really distract me from the lack of body (i need a good heavy 50lbs on me rn to make me forget), but ima fold my one in half with my big comforter and see what happens. 🙃🥲

it’s me remembering i got 2 weighted blankets for when i couldn’t be held tight before i sent the “👀🙃” to someone i shouldn’t even be talking to right now.

as a certified yapper, my favorite cardio will always be running my mouth.

toDAY. we celebrate the birth of 🗣️ JESUS CROICE!

anyway, i’m going to the bar. lol

every year i do a solo holiday, i make it about an hour longer before i wanna cry. i thought i might actually get through the day this year. i failed til a few mins ago.

the next person to call me light skinned is losing a digit.

as a brown skinned woman of a caramel complexion who loses all her color in the winter (before you say anything, don’t!), there is little worse than having a light bright off with someone you think is the same color as you and losing. like damn, here go that caucasus mountain range ancestor again.

woke up thinking it was sunday. got dressed and went to work. texted my md to let me in bc “i’m here.”

md sent the “?” tapback. replied “it’s saturday.”

saints, i thought i was 9 minutes early to work. but it’s not sunday.

so turns out i’m nearly an hour late to work. bc it’s saturday.

fuck.

finally got a net 90 payment.

it feels so good to pay rent. y’all have no fuckin idea.

Oba Femi is fine as hell, dawg.

FINE. AS. SHIT.

The spinal cord. If you fall and hit the back of your head/neck, you die. There’s like zero protection right there

When niggas heard that lighter flick on what was they song

the good doctor!

i talked to NotMyBabyDaddy today. he asked me why i call him that. i said “bc you’re not my baby daddy?”

i’m so grateful when it clicks. he’s too fine to be a little slow.