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when you get 'he'd, 'she'd, and 'this person'd by a nurse in the span of minutes

Surgeon asked me how I got the keloid on my chest. I said "edgeplay" and he looked at me with confusion.

Apparently the answer he was looking for was just "knife"

anyway. mine (on solid ground) is scheduled for this summer!

i dunno why so many people get this one wrong.

it's only a "naval removal" if it's done at sea

yes, an adult human can enthusiastically consent in advance to being eaten , therefore making it vegan

>.>

Happy women's day if you're a woman

if you're not there's always next year

I haven't seen much progress yet, but it's still early! Even professionally on other areas took me much longer.

Vivi in black and purple

starting to get warm enough to where i can start wearing this top again

okay but what if they were *also* magnetic

🥰

Vivi in a mirror

sometimes i really enjoy what i see in the mirrors at thrift stores

iiinteresting! will have to try this; thanks~

i tried the 4% cream too previously, to similar dissatisfaction

i guess i am too

"genital desensitizing spray" with 13% lidocaine next to a tria 4x laser

yknow i really thought i was onto something here... 13% lido, but not nearly as effective as i was hoping for muting laser sting.

Untitled https://www.wikiart.org/en/zdislav-beksinski/untitled-177

There is still time screenshot from I saw the tv glow but it says lock the fuck in instead

Max Klinger, Death Pissing, ca. 1880

banger experimental noise set in detroit

I completed this several years ago, but I pulled the binder out today to show someone else, so I'll share here too.

I Caught Them All (Pokédex, Gen 1–2, first print of each species)

#pokemon

i literally get stabbed with needles for fun. why can't i bring myself to enjoy hair removal

Parking my kei car in the living room so it doesn’t get cold

Usually I feel non-binary like 'unfathomable abstract entity'. Yet sometimes it's more just 'woman but non-commital'.

there are downsides but it’s pretty cool being the most avant-garde gender

you have to be loudly pro-pornography and you have to never shut up about it. you have to become the "they want to take away your freedom of expression vis-à-vis cocks and boobs" person to everyone you know. i'm sorry to say it but it's just how it is right now

"i'd let you watch, i would invite you
but the queens we use would not excite you"

what a girl does in the cockpit of her mech is between her, her mech's fully autonomous piloting system, and several well-lubricated but unyielding and uncaring pistons

s/o to these two reddit comments about this