Ole

Sir, please, post more often ❤️

Thanks mate

"Got snap? 😉😜😛"
"Sir, I'm 36"

Trying to convince my coworker to apply for the manager position so I can rename his contact to DADDY in my phone.

This is beautiful

Touching myself while thinking about AI death cults

I love this so much 🐶

Gay culture is ordering Domino's at 10pm after scrolling Grindr for seven hours.

FISH-TING 🐟✊🏼

I follow you because you look EXACTLY how you look. Don't listen to those assholes.

Це, мабуть, єдина форма бичка, якої НЕ було у моєму дитинстві

Дати бичка 🐟🐟🐟

Perks of being friends with your ex:
1. Splitting the poppers delivery
2. Receiving these kinds of texts

My most favourite part of this article, яку ніхто не читав, але всі-всі-всі репостнули

Thanks :)

"BuT iT's ChEaPeR" 🤡🤡🤡

I went through an "interview" like this once, it was absolutely humiliating. You did the right thing by saying no.

Friends and fun? How about enemies and boredom?

More stuff

This is how it feels to say, “No, I’m not going to Malmö Pride this year.”

My first R-rated post, wow

Now I'm 🧔🏼‍♂️ down 👎🏼⬇️ bad 😓 crying 😭😭😭 at the gym 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

Everything 🔄 comes 💦 out 📤 teenage 👶🏽 petulance 🥺🥺🥺

"What if 🤔🤔 I 🧔🏼‍♂️ can't 🙅🏽‍♂️✋🏼⛔ have him 👨🏽"
"I 🧔🏼‍♂️ might just die ☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️, it would make no 🚫 difference😒😒😒."

So, yesterday I asked, ¿Quieres ser mi novio?, and his response was: um... wow 😬

Can't wait to talk to my AI therapist about this.

Not on my face bitch

White sails, filled with white power \o

And I don't even remember his name 😭

[on a first date]

*points at the ankle monitor*
Look what I've got!

[on a first date]

Would you mind if my ex joined us?