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Jon Topper

@topper.me.uk

Founder, @scalefactory.com (The AWS SaaS Experts) AWS Ambassador. Food enthusiast. Polyam. Based in Yorkshire, UK he/him

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I heard it described recently as “Shock and Uh…?”

11.03.2026 21:46 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“Extraction shooter”? This is Defender, and I will take no further questions at this time.

11.03.2026 16:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think partially it’s because he’s backed himself into a corner by publicly stating he’ll only make 10 films, and now he’s only got one more to go, he’s stuck in analysis paralysis about it.

11.03.2026 16:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Isn’t this the vaccine that those sciencephobic jebus loving fucks in charge of the US have just defunded?

06.03.2026 19:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I ended up preferring the Reinterpretations album for the most part, but the original is still excellent. I’m grateful you introduced me to it.

05.03.2026 20:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dubai *is* Ark B

03.03.2026 16:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“In Leeds” is a bit of a stretch for that venue!

03.03.2026 11:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you experienced Antwerp’s multi-story marvel?

02.03.2026 13:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]

billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

01.02.2026 15:43 👍 3538 🔁 887 💬 16 📌 24

This prick’s use of punctuation, spaces, and lack of capital letters is about as criminal as the rest.

02.02.2026 20:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Root *and a network connection*

01.02.2026 21:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😆

01.02.2026 20:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does that bank have a separate fraud department you could speak to instead of their regular number?

01.02.2026 11:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Watch now - awsuguk.org/our-videos/

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29.01.2026 11:42 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
None Pizza with Left Beef - Wikipedia

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27.01.2026 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The White House put out a similar image of a penguin leading president fart towards a Greenland tundra recently. This is just Reform fuckwits rushing to adopt the same iconography without giving it any thought.

25.01.2026 14:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Playing an incomprehensibly girthy flute.

21.01.2026 10:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Honestly I’d never even heard of it 😆

20.01.2026 09:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

James.

19.01.2026 22:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Better than the more popular teenage wizard franchise though, huh?

17.01.2026 19:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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16.01.2026 22:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last time that happened to me it turned out to be my Home Assistant deployment

16.01.2026 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d watch an anime of Dark City.

13.01.2026 18:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok team, I’ll be at @cfgmgmtcamp.bsky.social at the beginning of next month. Who else will I be seeing there?

12.01.2026 16:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Travel on the Thames Clipper if you can. Although it can also get busy, they can’t take more people than there are life jackets. In winter you can still sit outside to avoid people if you’re willing to put up with the cold.

10.01.2026 10:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“New thing”. lol.

07.01.2026 12:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Classic AI boosterism

04.01.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That would be a bold step, and by my recollection, that shouldn’t work for them - not least because they’ve built the model.

02.01.2026 19:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, I think that’s correct. I assume the OP had the current Grok nonsense in mind though, and X would be obliged to mark generated content as such in the EU.

02.01.2026 19:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Hello from the first salad in weeks.

02.01.2026 19:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0